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A freak in the sheets! Autistic woman unveils sexy new Excel masterpiece An autistic woman has created a spreadsheet she kind of low-key wants to fuck, eyewitnesses have reported.  Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to…

Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to state that while the content of the spreadsheet was not, in itself, sexual, it would definitely send nerds worldwide into a horny administrative frenzy.

So you should be! Enjoy!

Double Contraction (UK Cryptic 4) Tiny creatures baa: "meow!" ("Go west, silly, then south") (7); Showing all different sides with Pacino in scene (7); Dominate in back street settlement (5); Lorry spanning unknown length holds your a...

Made another Cryptic Crossword. This one doesn't have a theme.

crosshare.org/crosswords/k...

What an end to the Six Nations today has turned out to be.

This is glorious. @melissaschuh.bsky.social thanks so so much. Hopefully I can return the gifting favour at the end of the month :)

Oh my goodness! If I'm not too late, I'd love Furies. I don't think I've ever really engaged with short stories! What wonderful options.

Hi @melissaschuh.bsky.social !
I think I'm eclectic? Recent books I've loved: I Who Have Never Known Men, anything by Jasper Fforde and anything by Natalie Haynes. My favourite ever reads are His Dark Materials.

I'd love this! I get stuck in a rut and I'd love something new to read :)

Eye-beauuuu-profen like the stress is on the 'bu' bit.

Once heard it called 'eye-brew-fin' 🤔

I'm #hiring, for a Content Lead for @hamiltonbrookes.bsky.social

Seeking someone with a mix of #education, #editorial, and #productmanagement experience, able to work regularly in #Oxford.

Pls Share

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I've just finished The Constant Rabbit by Jasper Fforde and wondering where to go next...!

Three hand built pottery items, made my me. A yellow open cube in the style of Mario, a salt pig-ish in the shape of a mouth, complete with teeth and little spoon and a mug with a tortoise in the bottom.

This is amazing! I've done some hand building (examples included) but have always wanted to throw on a wheel! You made it look easy :)

Where's the seal gone? Is it under / related to the seal?

📅 The Only Date That Matters

🗓 Saturday 18 April 2026
📍 City of Derby Academy

Because nothing says romance quite like a perfectly solved equation 😉

completemaths.com/community/ma...

#Mathsconf40 #MathsLove

How many films have you started but not finished...?!

The proper skiing! Sorry should have been more precise.

I’m thrilled to be part of the fantastic #BrewEd X @WomenEd event at WX Wakefield on Saturday 7th March. Tickets are here:
www.wxwakefield.co.uk/Whats-On/Details?event=BrewedxWomened

Don't miss this fabulous line-up!

Not exactly but more subtly funny? That feels more in fitting with the vibe?

Second one :)

So tomorrow we start our 9th #FebMusicChallenge can't wait to see what songs you pick this year #FebMusicChallenge26

Reverse lie-in? Autistic woman goes to bed so early it’s still last week An autistic woman who loves her bed with the ardour usually reserved for a new romantic partner has accidentally broken the concept of time, scientists have revealed. Siobhan Moorton, 35, has always…

An autistic woman who loves her bed with the ardour usually reserved for a new romantic partner has accidentally broken the concept of time, scientists have revealed.

fifteen picture flat books, i'm giving away to a school.

SCHOOLS!

Here are fifteen books.

I'm giving them away.

If you're a UK school and would like them, let me know.

I'll pick one of you this evening.

You can share it too, if you like.

Ta.

Confirmed: strangers staring at you because they hate you An exclusive investigation by The Daily Tism has confirmed that people stare at you in public because they hate you for specific and entirely valid reasons. Our reporters took to the streets to ask…

Our reporters took to the streets to ask strangers why they seem to gawp at you whenever you leave the house – and found that it’s because you’re fundamentally bad at being a person and it’s abundantly and offensively obvious to everyone around you.

Edujobs Bulletin 18th Jan 2026 | Dr Penny Rabiger Some of you might know my #Edujobs Bulletin which for the last decade or so I have been posting on Twitter/X and more recently also on BlueSky, every Sunday 8:30am - 9:30am. I have decided to instead...

If you’re looking for the #EduSky #Edujobs bulletin, it’s now moved to LinkedIn and you can pick up a 3-page jobs list from there.

www.linkedin.com/posts/pennyr...

A mini times table stick, 1x to 12x, with mini cards of the multiples of 3.

How do we master our times tables? Let's find out! #TDaPE

Ai tips and guidance

AI tips #tdape

Super practical session on activities to develop number sense using representations. Love the emphasis on what numbers look and feel like. #TDaPE

Numbertiles: coloured, size proportionate tiles showing digits 1 to 9.

#TDaPE conference and @mrlockyer.bsky.social teaching us about how to be an enterprising teacher... I'm enjoying these tiles!