it has been a While since i stayed out this late damn feels good tbh

hey man u got any prog on ya. fifty for a half g ? no prob. club nights yknow

u know how u could get water trapped in a pool noodle and then blow into one end shooting it all out the other end. i dont know where i was going with this

i dont think u could be anything less

black is such a neutral color a black phone case doesnt say anything genderwise

too many to name lmao but mechina is always the top of the list

"AI is bad at everything but we are going to believe that it could single handedly destroy the entire internet"

its vitally important to feel hot

flushing avenue ??? you mean where toilets are born ???

this is the transition nobody talks about

left hand rings

right hand rings

i got on the train and stood by some girls who were clearly also going out and one of them was like "oh shit i forgot to put on my rings before i left" do u think i caused that

okay i gotta make sure a minimum of six of those hours contain sleep

come over and do something about it then

this is next level evil straight up cruel tbh

been a bit for me too !!! probably time

hey dear 😘✨️🪽

i think it would be even gayer if i got it all over u

tyyy

its all i ever wanted

"hey whats up babygirl. u lookin fine as hell tn. can i get ur number"

"yeah !! its three"

"what"

"thats my favorite number !!"

ahahahahaha omg i am taking that as the compliment it is 🥰🥰

krystal swords blonde hair dark makeup you know her you love her

leaving the house for the evening at 11pm chic

siiiiiick

thats where im at too kinda wanna do bottom first so everything else feels easy

from what i hear the recovery is bruuuutal like worst out of all surgeries

like man have u heard this shit thats a fuckin riff right thar

metal used to be so good it still is, but it used to be too

yea the boys are impressed at the wingmanship afaict !

first guy is clearly tryin to wingman his friend to get with u "ref, do sum" like they gotta call the ref cuz that move was so smooth it almost feels like cheating
"holy assist" is from the "holy _______, batman" template which is being impressed at the blank, in this case the wingman