John Forsythe lying naked in a pool of honey

We had a duo 😏

Back home in Chicago causing the most delicious debauchery with @lydiasupremacy.bsky.social
@audreydavis.bsky.social
@mrosevip.bsky.social
@therayalight.bsky.social
@gemdemilo.bsky.social
@reignrose.bsky.social

Won’t you join us?

Très chic! 🖤

Exactly the look I was going for 🩷

Savage x Fenty! 🩷

SHEESH 🥵

In bloom 🌸

Discounted to $1000 ($600 deposit + $400 day of)/3 hrs with this location available ✨️

Date idea: you let @meetjosiequ.bsky.social & I make you a fabulous dinner, then you have us for dessert 🍨 😈

Your skin is absolutely radiant, Sophia ✨

What’s a line from a book, poem or song that always tugs at your heartstrings? 💘

I hope these guys are both hanging out together, collars popped, eating a big basket of French fries.

Do yall remember the guy from back in the curious cat days who would ask every SWer on there what they would do if he was a speck of salt on their French fries?

I wonder how he’s doing

Some people really don’t appreciate a good one when they have them. This could have opened up a weird, beautiful floodgate of random thoughts to share together. But instead they argued and took it to Reddit 🙄

What’s your favorite thing to eat for brunch? ❤️

For the record, I’d love to sit on your face 💕

I cannot adequately express how much I loved Salt N Pepa in the 90s.

Ok but I would do unspeakably naughty things to the person who took me to this. Just sayin 🫦

Gem seductively eats an olive from the garnish of her extra dirty martini

Extra dirty 🍸

Ways to spend your tax return this year:
- Book a sex worker
- Gift a sex worker things from their wish lists
- Tip a sex worker
- Spend it all on sex workers because your life will be dramatically improved for it

His lawyer was a bad ass too.

If you haven’t heard Lemon Pound Cake by Afroman yet, do it now. It is *chef’s kiss*

Enjoy your subsequent internet deep dive…

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Happy birthday 🎁 🎂

I hope your move is smooth and painless!

Oh for sure. Current hotel and airfare prices make it untenable to take those kinds of gambles on touring anymore. Not to mention the delays at so many airports right now are not worth dealing with if you don’t have to. So I’m staying put. Ç’est la vie 🤷‍♀️

Thank you darling 💖. Again, nature of the beast sometimes but it’s frustrating, especially when I get asked NOW for dates there 😤. Oh well, at least I’m avoiding the hellscape that is ohare…

Things have been picking up at home so at least there’s that. Might be a sign to slow down on touring and spend more time reconnecting with The Windy City 💖

Happy St Patrick’s Day gorgeous 💚