AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bye, Pam, you big ol cornucopia of corruption.

I know we haven't seen the last of her, but let me have this moment of revelry.

I made this last night in tribute. #afroman

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!

THANK YOU for getting into politics for the right reasons - the people!

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power

- file impeachment articles every day in the House

- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee

- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .

DEAR US CONGRESS

holy crap

Statement from Port of Seattle Commission in Support of Somali American Community All Port of Seattle Commissioners join in support of the recent statement by Mohamed Egal, Mayor of SeaTac; Mohamed Abdi, Tukwila City Councilmember; and Hamdi Mohamed, Port of Seattle Commissioner: "...

I love my state
Statement from Port of Seattle Commission in Support of Somali American Community | Port of Seattle share.google/IkppSrwerCsJ...

Texas, let’s win this thing.
#JasmineForUS #TexasTough

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

idiot.

screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

Genius

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

I think what the American people want from the House of Representatives after they come back from a two-month paid vacation is for them to file, argue and vote on a bunch of censure motions against each other. We really appreciate you guys working so hard for us.

To combat all the evidence from the Epstein Files showing that Donald Trump raped children, the White House’s strategy is to show pictures of Trump on occasions when he wasn’t raping children. 👀

Every maga ever in the comments section: "Bill Clinton is in them too!"
As if that's some flavor of burn on the left. I honestly didn't care if Clinton was in them.
But this is funny.

pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret

Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.

And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.

On this date in 1898 was the Wilmington insurrection, also known as the Wilmington massacre or the Wilmington coup. It is when a group of white supremacists overthrew the eleced municipal government in NC and killed numerous black citizens.

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Donnie dipshit between the announcers in the Fox booth on November 9, record 40th day of the GOP shutdown

Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.

oh good lord can you imagine?

Someone wants to get re-elected

OH HENLO. Just a reminder this is the TRUMP shutdown. The Democrats are not asking to cover illegal immigrants. They want to extend healthcare. That's it.
The GOP could end this at any time. They just don't want to.