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Why is he like this
My magnum opus
Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.
Twenty years ago, Neil banged out the tunes. Who was he? Come on a brief and fruitful quest to find out: defector.com/a-brief-and-...
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading
Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
what do I even call this
flenderman? slender freeman?
gordon not even been on that island two minutes
love wins
And then I erased the center of her eye to put a blank white one, just to see how that works out
Could you tell which part of the game I was most excited for
This is only by fourth Mii....
I NEED TO GO HOME NOW, NOW NOW PEOPLE
ROOMMATE GRABBED IT OFF THE PORCH FOR ME AND I NEED IT NOW NOW NOW
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says βCITY LIMITSβ. A narrative caption reads, βI left society behind.β Panel 2: it continues, βI became one with the meerkats.β The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says βthis came for you, broβ and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads βURGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.β
I think world rat day should amplify her power
happy world rat day πβ¨
OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT BEFORE MIDNIGHT
HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY!!!!!
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to β¦
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social)
"game where you magnify horses"
Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...
MY PHYSICAL COPY OF OFF ARRIVED
I haven't played this since the early Tumblr days, I'm so fucking psyched
I could've gotten the digital version but I just, want physical media
it really be like this sometimes
tomodachi life does what FFXIV doesn't
clicking the random voice option in tomodachi life ltd and i accidentally made GLaDOS???????????
text: i've just learned how to copy playstation games onto compact discs. i've seen a lot of web sites that sell copied games. how much are copied games actually worth? when i make my own site and start to sell them, i don't want to rip people off. > charles cobin via internet the nice answer is that what you are planning to do is not nice. itβs called βstealing,β in this case from sony and playstation game developers. itβs illegal, and you should stop immediately because sony and the fbi Π°Π³Π΅ already hunting you down (sometimes, the fbi has been known to not be nice). hopefully, βcharles cobinβ is not your real name. if it is...run! illustration: an fbi agent with a gun drawn, knocking on a door, loudly.
letter to the editor & reply, gamepro, magazine (2000) archive.org/details/game...
bro will not stop waving
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