I've stood in that exact spot next to that statue! Salem is amazing and I miss it a lot.

*Any unclaimed tips from servers like hand gifted cash is any of their fucking business*

"Eat a bag of Raccoon Dicks"

They're likely not.

This administration is a cancer and they take what they want.

A mesmerizing sight on Florida's coast, eagle rays surf the waves in groups, conserving energy while hunting for food in shallow waters. Nature's beauty in motion awaits you.

Hilda the model

Thank you all for keeping us in the know. ✊️

"Morningtide"
Pixel art - 2022

#art #pixelart #landscape #ocean

An ivy-covered structure sits in the middle of the ocean with stone grey towers protruding from the center. A cascade of water falls from multiple sluice-like sources around the island. Overheard, a swirl of clouds surround the island under an early evening sky.

"Aquatic Gardens"
Pixel art - 2023

#art #pixelart #landscape #garden #conceptart #illustration #retro #gaming #ocean #sky #clouds

I'm a menace

And so very full 🌝

🤣🤣🤣

"Once upon a Cubs game, the moon was full and belts were just a modern myth."

"Baseball is so boring."

Baseball:

Waaaay too sophisticated. Needs more feces.

I'd say today was a success for serotonin production.

The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole

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To the 90-some year old couple in their walkers who always come in and gives me peppermints and York patties because "We remember how much you like them":

As a 36 year old man, that makes me feel so loved and that's such a sweet kindness. I love you.

Fight.

A drawing of an iguana in black marker on the whiteboard of a classroom

A whiteboard iguana from this day in 2018

I swear to fuck this worthless, sentient piece of shit (unfortunately) wakes up every morning in a dementia vision of grandeur and pulls an anti-christ straw out of his rancid asshole.

"How do I want to burn the planet down today, Amerikkka? Oh. Yes."

I don't get the hype either... People say it's to "make work connections for better jobs" but so far I've just seen either outright fake profiles following people or people will just follow randoms on there to boost their own "connection pool".

It just seems like a grey, corporate circle jerk lol

He knows he's on the fast track to being on the way out beit a health problem they're not disclosing or his ass will be dragged out of office.

Either way, he's burning the planet to the ground before he does and he's 100% anti-christ level evil.

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It's definitely heavy shit, especially in the actual Japanese dub.

Two kids being manipulated by ACTUAL SATAN COMES TO MIND

Mapo is so damn good

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Watching mutual follows I have who are fans of the Dodgers and the other half who are fans of the Giants talk mad shit about the other with baseball-neutral me in the center:

Shure.

Nickname: Unc
Prns: Dewd
Height: 6'2"
Sexuality: Yes
Smoke: Occasionally
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: Zilch
Fav Drink (alc): Mojito
Fav Drink: 🧊☕️
Fav Food: Carbs in general
Fav Animal: 🦭 🦇 🐦‍⬛

90's toll-free commercials were fucking wild.

The A's T_T