Online recipe: here’s how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Commenter: great recipe! I subbed marinara sauce for peanut butter, cheese for jelly, and instead of two slices of white bread as suggested, I made my own dough, then served it open faced. Whole family loved it, will make again!
Alright, preheating the oven for tots and mugs, Tupac! @beccaj.bsky.social
I am really terrible at that! Thank you for the reminder! ❤️
If I am a good adult, I *should* go to the grocery store anyway, so I will add them to the list! (I despise grocery shopping though, so it might not happen)
Um I don't have tots, will sweet potato fries work?
Got roasted by a 3rd grader today.
No, I'm on the 2nd floor.
My stuff is on pallets, and/or in plastic bins, so its pretty safe. I even moved my Christmas tree on top of boxes for extra protection.
One of those concrete culvert things is right by my apartment. It was almost full earlier this week.
No one wants it. *sigh*
The lightning has been constant for 20 minutes or so
NO! You can keep it, I dont want it!
Angy brown kitten who’s ears have opened and omg life is terrible
You are not allowed to scream and stomp all over your siblings because I turned on the tv.
Yes ears are the worst.
No I can’t stuff them with cotton.
Yes growing up is terrible. Woe.
😂
Now I want to know how many people actually got that joke. 🤔
I honestly don't think a good chunk of my younger coworkers would get it.
Emergency kitten
GUESS WHAT?! I slept last night! And I've been using my new inhaler for a week! Breathing is great!
I FEEL LIKE AN OVERCAFFEINATED SQUIRREL.
god grant me the audacity of a Catholic convert sincerely telling the Pope he’s wrong about theology
There's something very Wisconsin about the live weather crew having to take refuge and set up in a Kwik Trip because of a tornado warning.
Thank you for letting us know. 😢
Yeah, there's been some nice lightning by me too 😬
My Sussex friends are safe *thankfully!* just a lot of high water by them.
I really hope this isn't our new normal. I also miss the gentle storms.
This heat in APRIL isn't ok.
Yesterday I looked at a coworker and said "im overheated because the heats on, I have a mild fever, or Im having a mini hot flash." She handed me her classroom thermometer. We both took our temps 😂 Its just hot in the building.
Im roasting! 🥵🥵🥵 It feels like August in here, the apartment still has the heat on! 😭
This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)
Tonight I found out a friend is pregnant! :) I'm so happy for her!
@theherdhouse.bsky.social has Anderson Cooper? I think?
Do not talk to me about the 2028 presidential run. I'm not listening right now.
Focus on November because how that shakes out will determine whether there is anything left to salvage in 2028.
Say it with me: MIDTERMS
May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.
"I dont want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one... is much worse."
LOTR Return of the King
