ClayFAAAAAAaaaaace.

If your stomach is sick and you absolutely do not want to eat, it's probably fine to just not eat, right?

It's very sad that this guy is never gonna win the championships his talent deserves, but it does mean, for casual fans like me, that the stats he throws up are very funny. They gave him a genuine Tungsten Arm O'Doyle and even that couldn't overcome the Angel's poop

To be clear, they want the Pope to not even stay in his lane. J.D. Vance wants one of the world's foremost theologians to not weigh in on theology.

Representation matters. Finally, I feel seen.

Stouts. Don't waste your time, drink a beer that'll put some chest on your chest.

This is why someone threw a Molotov Cocktail at Sam Altman's house.

There is a lotta Philly content on this website, but this is the Philliest of them all. Go Birds.

I can hear this image.

This is great reporting, and I would like to see more on why and how rail is so complicated in the U.S. (I get that there are many, many reasons why).

Punchout!! is a good example of a game for which I don't know if it could get made anymore, which is a bummer. A single-player fighting game (except for a perfunctory multiplayer mode) that's all pattern recognition, but is elevated by killer character design and music.

BlueSky is only dying if you are someone who's super worried about your own platform. I don't give a shit. I don't need an audience. BlueSky is great for making a tailored feed of news headlines for my interest areas, plus some funny follows. Seriously, what else do you need it to be?

He closed his eyes for brief times during the session, but looked alert and focused throughout his time in the courtroom, staying for the entire oral presentation by his Solicitor General John Sauer, which lasted about 65 minutes.

When you're doing an unprecedented stunt to pressure/intimidate SCotUS into ruling your way, and your guy is locked in on his task, and absolutely not dozing off during oral argument (from Fox News, obviously)

I love my feed so much.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Get the SEC off my damn television. Turn the SEC Network over to the MAC and get Paul Finebaum away from any microphone before he can haughtily sniff that It Just Means More to people in the south again.

You're right. Your restraint shows you're a better man than me about this, and I'm agreeing with you.

I'm absolutely here to bury him. Making an XVIDEOS account is either a fuggin' baby's level of internet savvy and judgement, or a disturbing magnitude of obsession. I would say these dorks need to grow the hell up but I know that's hopeless.

It's Easy to Make Your Own Maple Syrup (If You Don't Blow it Like I Did) - Racket Do some urban foraging you can drizzle on your pancakes.

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Now THIS...this is Phillies baseball. Oooo yeah gimme that 9th inning collapse to make a 5 run lead scary.

I don't get the false start argument. It can't be any harder to officiate than any other play where OL are looking to jump the count - just look at Ts getting a kick out on pass pro. Why single out the Brotherly Shove for scrutiny but let every LT in the league off the hook on pass plays?

Joe Burrow out here busting moves and definitely trying to tear his own ACL - if Hurts, DeVonta Smith, or Saquon get even a bruise for Michael Rubin, I'm going to drag him from his god damn car.

Victory screen for Hades 2 showing my build.

First Typhon W, I did it with a screen spammy build. I don't feel like I was very skillful or dodged more attacks than before. I don't love this game as much as Hades 1 but the bar is really high so I still really like it.

They're calling it the Ownest of Goals. Just breathtaking, absolutely historic rake-stomping with this whole trial.

Nothing makes you feel older than your social media feed all hammering away at a meme that's caught fire, which makes sense because your follows are tilted toward a few pretty specific subcultures, but you have absolutely no fucking clue what the meme is about or how it started.

Literal LOL.

Pitch chart that shows the strikeout pitch is so far below the zone, it's halfway to the dirt.

"Tough call to end it, to be honest," actually kind of impressed the broadcast is that skeptical. Oofers.

Really cool game, and obviously the USA pitching did a really good job overall, but wow the home cooking on that final pitch is a really, really bad look. At least the ump botched that call on the exact same pitch earlier.

I'm not rooting for Canada exactly, but I recognize how historically funny it would be if we beat them in hockey and then they beat us in baseball.

I'm not rooting for USA to get eliminated per se, but it would be the funniest and most earned L we've ever eaten in international sports.