just want to be small enough to use a mushroom as an umbrella to stand under

are you a meat and cheese board? because you’re charCuterie

3 should not be able to go into 15

joe pesci in home alone is basically evil danny devito

“hopefully they’ll televise the court case ” is such a feral thing to say even in 2024

love triangle australia is so much more feral than the uk version

this show makes me want a cigarette, it makes sense a lot of tv won’t show smoking these days

stumbled across a reddit sub ‘diy aesthetics’ and it’s exactly what you think - people giving THEMSELVES botox, threads, filler the lot, absolutely mad

okay we’re starting peaky blinders

remember when you had to have a scotch egg to go to the pub

can’t hear all i want for christmas without expecting mcr to chime in

you had to leave because you're you, and the reason i liked you is because you're you, and who you are is someone who leaves

need to be stretched out on that medieval torture device but just to the good bit

anyone else wildly confused by the john lewis christmas advert? are they mum and daughter? sisters? are we watching the little girl grow up through the advert? why does the other one walk through a wardrobe? what does “what took you so long? you” mean????

decided to give brassic a go and it’s very good? was not expecting this

dye my hair back dark and now i keep seeing girls with money pieces and feeling jealous

you’re telling me a horse drew this carriage

absolute travesty that ‘peng’ and ‘vibing’ aren’t considered words on scrabble go

2025 i need to be deinfluenced by everything

cracking open a cold one with the boys (my head against the desk)

was telling adam about the cunty owl and he asked why is he a cunt

bruv island - same premise, everyone is a geezer

married at first fight - put them in a boxing ring

couples come dine with me but it’s random strangers put together who have to create the menu

on off menu they said that meatballs are probably one of the only foods that you see depicted (in cartoons etc) before you actually try them, and i can’t stop thinking about it

all i want for christmas is a jawline

hope all the girls i ever met in club toilets are doing well

“why are you so quiet on teams calls?”

things are difficult difficult lemon difficult

i like my sooo0tcase