TFW you know that absolutely nobody is going to build any monuments to you, but you have to fool yourself that you're not the least popular president in history.

It never stopped her from doing it.

"I not knowing heem!"

Maybe trump should remind them how much they love him. 😂

a beagle mix with fluffy ears stands in an open metal vet kennel with an outstretched hand holding her so she doesn't step out and fall. the pup has a little brace on her front right leg.

a beagle mix with fluffy ears sits on an exam table with a bright blue hair net on her head. she looks off to the right, unsure of this look. a person wearing blue scrubs and blue gloves supports the pup's chest.

Mama Champagne, the beagle mix, sits in a plastic box on an exam table. the box is connected to a large machine that will test her swallowing. there are three monitors behind her. she looks over at the camera through the clear box.

This is Mama Champagne. She has oropharyngeal dysphagia, a condition where the throat muscles don’t work properly and food can't move safely from the mouth to the esophagus. She needs throat surgery to correct the disorder. You can help her below ❤️‍🩹

1510.fan/mamachampagn...

"She maybe have bring me cuffee, but I not knowing her."

What's his threat to Israel if they continue to fuck things up? Another blow job for Bibi?

It will be epic if he, or the people of Minneapolis are awarded the NPP. The GOP will have to repurpose another old trophy for the toddler in chief. 🤣

Thanks, Bibi! Fucking jerk!🤬

Gee, I wonder what happened? Did they soil their own brand somehow? Maybe the foreign countries no longer feel safe traveling to the US? 🤔
#ETTD

"We don't want to lose the seats in Congress if he tweets mean things about us."

He would never get security clearance in a normal world.

Can you even imagine this evil little trunt finding her dream job of being nasty to a roomful of people every day?

My dog met a person in a Bigfoot costume.
He was ecstatic! 🤣🐺😍

He stopped being a Democrat when he wanted to get into politics and they laughed at him.

In a way, if laws are enacted to avoid what could never have been imagined by the founding fathers, then trump would actually be responsible for making America much better. 😆

Let me guess...
FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE REST OF THE ENTIRE WORLD IS TELLING YOU ABOUT MY LITTLE "EXCURSION"! I AM YOUR ONLY SOURCE FOR TRUTH! MAYBE PEOPLE WILL START BEING GRATEFUL FOR THE HIGHER COST OF LIVING I'VE BROUGHT THE WORLD!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

trump: AMERICA IS ONCE AGAIN RESPECTED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

The rest of the world: Fuck off, pedo!

Lindsey is that guy who holds the coats of the two guys he's convinced to fight.

Maybe they can tap into the "trillions of dollars" trump has brought in with his tariffs. 🙄

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

When I read stuff like this I have to ask myself, "When will the unredacted trumpstein files be released?".

Raise your hand if you want a belly rub! 😆🐺😍
#Burdie

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

He thinks:
A. Anyone gives a shit what kind of stupid fucking haircut he gets.

B. It wasn't obvious enough that it was a Turd Reich haircut, so he had to bring attention to it.

C. He's relevant.

Nothing says "I hired a hitman because I think I can make more money grifting than the allowance Charlie was giving me" like asking for a murder investigation to be stopped.

He knows that if he doesn't plaster his name all over anything he can, nobody else ever will.

Narrator: It also was not hard for Koko the gorilla.

I guess they didn't realize that the billion dollar "membership fee" was just a bribe. I don't have any sympathy for anyone who gives him any money at this point in time.
#ETTD

You want to HAVE your cake and eat it, too.
You must choose which one you'll do.