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Let’s go to Dorothea Casaubon for the counterpoint 🛖
i know i’m slightly more unhinged than my spouse because i was having a bad day today and they were like “you wanna pick a movie tonight buddy?” and i said “can we watch american psycho 🥺”
it looks like you're struggling to reconcile with your powerlessness in a world out of your control. would you like to yell at some college kids you might be able to get in trouble?
keep asking my spouse to go apple picking with me and they’re like “no i don’t like apples” “it’s too far” “you’re going to eat 15 apples and throw up at the orchard again if we do that aren’t you” smdh
i hate it when i watch a movie and the lady fucking the monster doesn’t make it 1000 times better, just disappointing
the academic humanities have had to conform to the norms of "scientific" writing and to these norms' subliminal values so as to seem impersonal→quantifiable→bureaucratically manageable in the neoliberal university and have finally become so indeed, which amounts to a near-lobotomy and to much dread
this is very pedantic but it would be the third red scare. the first was ~1919-1921, targeted mostly black americans who were believed to have communist or anarchist sympathies. notable events in this first red scare include the tulsa massacre and the trials of sacco and vanzetti.
im the most revolutionary poster in this FBI field office
iconic photo of Malcolm X holding a rifle while peering out a window— what an iconic man. the sharpness of his intellect and the intensity with which he brings it to bear gives me chills every time. his murder was a crime against all of us
GUARD THE SENSE DOORS
no! my own petard!!
lions vs chiefs??? i’d be lying if i knew what you were talking about chief
here are my latest letterboxd lists
me, 13 yrs old: i wanna be the next meg cabot!
my mom: :) that’s nice honey :)
me, 30: i wanna be the next j.g. ballard!
my mom:
gotta say the 2010s were simply a fantastic time to be an Insane Woman. if i could go back i would try to be at least 15%-20% more psycho
The thing about spells is that you always have to look them up in some rare old book. You want to reverse a spell? Another old book, or maybe an obscure scroll or an ancient amulet. Nobody’s inventing new spells or magical objects anymore. Where is the innovation in the witchcraft industry?
One Piece is representation for goofy guys who love to have fun, just absolute rascals
forgetting my password and getting logged out accidentally was enough to make me stay off blue sky for a month and some change
The CDC is really like “the pandemic is a state of mind” and I’m sure people are catching adjustment disorder diagnoses for still caring about it.
me to the universe
greatest reply I ever saw on twitter was when someone was asked to explain something, and they said, "no," and the asker said "is that because the explanation will make you look fucked-up and weird?"
fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
genuinely do not get people who think Zardoz (1974) is incoherent, it’s literally horny wizard of oz people
me moving to philly
dune is accurate because you go from being the quiznos hat rack to being the largest and most terrifying worm
a bowl of ravioli with a breakfast pastry in it
girl dinner