ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

The price of ice.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

come on man.

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

The Life of Chuck is quite bad, but on the plus side Hiddlestone is only in it for about 15 minutes.

Still frame from "Segata Sanshiro: A Final Greeting," featuring Hiroshi Fujioka's reflections on his role as Segata Sanshiro and a handful of personal comments afterwards. This is a segment from the latter. Fujioka turns to the camera, pointing at the viewer. "The twenty-first century is yours," he says.

The camera zooms in a bit, displaying a distinct smile on his face. He continues. "I want you to cross borders, oceans, and whatever other barriers you encounter.

"And seize a magnificent future," he says as he puts his hands up in a grabbing motion.

Pointing once again at the viewer, he smiles, determined: "I believe in you."

"i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus."

This app run by fucking idiots seems to be working fine.

I read a quote of a review (by an actual critic in a newspaper) saying the movie glorified the Thing she almost did and that Haim's character was the movie's "sole voice of reason" lmao

Fucking lmao

Don't bring it into my home, thanks :)

You're surrounded by too much cursed fluff.

What the fuck

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap.

I can’t believe it 😭

Eat fucking shit, Orban.

ChatGPT: As a teen, you'll find kratom gets you the highest when you mix it with xans & booze, and definitely more Robitussin, for a kick

Sam Altman: This is good actually

A human brain: I should burn down Sam Altman's house before he kills any more kids

Sam Altman: Hey this sucks what the fuck

Hell yeah. Seen some wild fucken reviews for this movie, man.

Hell yeah.

Have you seen Friendship yet?

What's happening to this country

I have no doubt you'll like it then. Zendaya and R-Patz are really really good.

I love him. The man and the bird.

Lmao at the marketing for this.

The Drama is good. Makes a lot more sense now I know it's by the guy who did Sick of Myself.

Omg