Completely off topic but it’s so real of JT to say that not only is your baby daddy fucking me, but he is actually also sucking me as well

All About That Bass (Jazz Cover) while smoking weed in the red Camaro on a Friday morning

Don’t headline your opening act if it’s one venue tf???

Why do kids think they own the world get the fuck out of my way

Jesus Christ I hate kids

If anyone from prime is measuring metrics I need them to know Overcompensating is sooooooo good

Good god today is not my day like fuckin rain on me bitch

I have three zits merging together on my face like tectonic plates and you think I have it in me to give a fuck?

I’m trying so hard to get Kennedy to say faggot and she won’t which proves she is a faghag

I’m stuck in a constant cycle of I miss my mom I haven’t spoken to her in days let me call her and then I’m quickly realize why I have not spoken to her in days

No meds, no shower, but I still get service

The show clean slate by Laverne Cox would have been the next Schitts Creek if someone had just believed in it

I am a huge fan of @trixiemattel but her little girl voice will never not make me want to die

There used to be a time when I was not on meds…wildddddd

Who the fuck are you to judge me on a Monday morning?

The girlies that do Tik tok live never see me, nor do they deserve to

Not me fighting with my haters in the Tik Tok comments

How is Boston gonna be warm and then just rain all week why is this happening who is running this ship

Everyone’s like why didn’t you text me back? Why didn’t you get me my report? Maybe because I’m TIRED? Maybe I didn’t WANT TO? You ever think of that?

Everyone disapproves of Trump and why would JD Vance kill the pope? #disgrace

Thou art a celebrity I wish to trash, however I am strong, and I will rise

Sesame Street in IRAQ?

Breaking: George Santos, who conned his way to Congress before his colleagues expelled him, is headed to prison.

👉 politi.co/3RC8OMW

What if we celebrated the luck of BOTH the mountain and the small and humble breast? #wecouldchangetheworld

I feel like spiritually but not seriously I am entering my linen tunic and chunky necklace era

Happy Earth Day to Bluesky and Bluesky only

Mortal enemy: street cleaning

WHY DID @apple FUCK UP THE CALCULATOR APP!? WHERE IS THE CLEAR ALL BUTTON? WHY CANT I SWIPE TO GET RID OF A NUMBER?

Don’t tell me your scared of a flight risk after I made a whole excel spreadsheet