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Posts by Mister P

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The arse must have fallen out of the going to the costume shop game.

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Mrs P had us watching the 2025 I Know What You Did Last Summer rehash last night. It was the most exhaustingly drab experience I have had in quite some time. For context, I recently had to attend a meeting about Reinforced Autoclaved Aerated Concrete.

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10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Magnificent artwork.

10 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Is this a euphemism?

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Went to see Shark is Broken at The Lowry, it was excellent.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

@leegoatboyhartnup.bsky.social
Just seen your artwork of @ianxshaw.bsky.social on The Shark is Broken account on the other place Lee. Excellent as ever mate.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

I have a treasured memory of Christmas 1981, listening to my new Queens Greatest Hits album on big headphones and chomping away at the contents of a big tin of Quality Street - all by the twinkling lights of the Christmas tree.

Take me back…

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Merry Christmas to you both!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Done.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Ah dear old Duncan Norvelle, hope he’s being chased around up in the sky.

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Pudding Spunk Pants here.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Nothing Else Matters is one of the few songs I can play on guitar and sound half decent.

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:D down in the deep...

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Just been out to pick up various fallen plant pots etc and decided I shan’t be going out there again today.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I’m in.

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I have just been outside and I have now declared this evening’s dog walk unfeasible.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Sick of hearing about Cliff Richard’s gravy now tbh.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Had a Teams meeting today to discuss an email I sent yesterday in which we all agreed that said email was factually correct.

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‘The Troubles’ always seems such a reductive description of the NI conflict doesn’t it?

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Give me some of that sweet Assisted Dying.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Only The One Show can go from Willem Defoe talking about Nosferatu straight into a segment about shipping forecasts.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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‘I can see the complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age.’

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Same here.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Funnily enough, I’m married to a middle class woman of a certain age and she thinks he’s a c**t as well.

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Watching a film and in one scene a record player is playing ‘Popcorn’, giving me PTSD and flashbacks of dancing to it in a draughty PE hall, wearing massive blue shorts and a white vest.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Is anybody else sick of hearing that bloody Celeste song on Sky Sports?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Is it possible they just asked him
His name and when he told them they just assumed he was pissed?

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

*drawer

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I can’t stand watching any scene where somebody reverses really quickly. I have actual nightmares about it.

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