I have to admit I have not

I did Smugglers' Run 17 times in a row for a paper about musical diegesis in theme parks and now I have the script memorized

started strattera yesterday and today I'm just exhausted

and oh yeah the nausea is reallllll

I'm a composer and the amount of times people have been like "wait, that's a real job you can do???" and I'm like "well... yes."

I think some people don't even think that far.

Like, for them, you sort of don't exist to them until they think about how they interact with you.

It's not even a lack of empathy--it's an incurious perspective on the world that doesn't entertain that everyone else is just as much of a person.

A painted mtg card with a light blue background and a series of contracting circles.

Just playing with circles

just wait until the kids discover early ContraPoints

magic the gathering is a system where 2 or more players yes-and their ways through a multipolar wizard duel that has the same level of emotional investment, stakes, and twists and turns of a ttrpg campaign compressed down to the length of a Rush song

Strict upside

To be extra fair, the whole event takes place indoors

This is the big announcement I was teasing

Totally mild ten-day forecast

"Vegas is too hot for MagicCon, I'd be totally miserable because of the heat"

@redfade.bsky.social and I are starting a podcast! We're going to be selecting a random commander each episode and building at opposite ends of the bracket spectrum! Stay tuned for more!

Geometer's Arthropod {G}{U} Creature — Fractal Crab Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. “Creatures that have survived blood-soaked millennia should not be underestimated.” —Nev, dean of substance 1/4 Watermark: Quandrix Illustrated by Joe Slucher

Hey so this thing is better than you think it is

(It's not in my decks because of heavy theme considerations.)

Sometimes you just have to write out some words that are a bit disconnected and a bit frustrated and a bit angry and also a bit hopeful.

@caljones.com flailing around about why CASCADE CASCADE exists:
www.cascadecascade.com/writing-abou...

gurl I think there are people literally in the pentagon asking that same question and getting no answer

and ad nauseam?? lol

Unfortunately I just discovered that the only pictures I have of me and my bass clarinet are ones in which I am only wearing a jockstrap

It's still a buffet prestige lol

I'll bring my bass clarinet and join you

Yeah I'm gay sorry

Love your interior decorating though girl, you've got great taste

The box of collector boosters is sending me

And baymax

Adjacent to the tent of awesome

Come visit my tower of queer romance

@poisoneddonut.bsky.social I hear you like MM closed door romance

I'm just amused that a dragon needs glasses. I suppose he is elder

I just really like flower crowns