🚨 no locals in the green room 🚨

trump in the white house
radke on the radio

we truly live in the worst timeline

none of those words are in the bible

democrats are complicit in the state-sponsored violence being dished out on a daily basis. but it’s ok! just vote!!

Current events are not caused by incompetence. We are seeing the plan for the "dark enlightenment" in action--a modern feudalist movement which is intellectually headed by alt-right "philpsopher" Curtis Yarvin. He previously said Elon musk would be the perfect figurehead for this new government.

ohio (and neighboring state) friends! get to the gig this Saturday! a late night jam at one of our favorite spots in northside. this’ll probably be the last full-band show for a little while, so catch us while you still can! 🤪

Ellen Bemixes Volume 2

Coming soon for free

*audible confusion* hello? is this thing on? *taps microphone*