The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

Billy Corgan vows not to use AI

Onion's worst person you know

Wikipedia wants you to fuck the shit out of the pope.

Just received my reward for helping to save Matt from hip-breakage! Recommend lending this kind of vital humanitarian aid. You get some fun crosswords to do and interesting stuff to read on paper with a real nice finish.

Bluesky has activated the Emergency Pervert Filter, which makes the site basically unusable for known perverts. This filter was activated hours ago. Anyone struggling to use the site should notify their local police. Thank you!

Migrants are making false domestic abuse allegations to stay in the UK, BBC investigation finds In the third part of an undercover investigation, the BBC reveals how rules aimed at protecting abuse victims are being exploited.

It’s genuinely staggering how little substance there is to today’s instalment of the BBC’s attempt to create a national crisis out of a few unproven allegations of immigration fraud 1/

Another triumph for vibe-coded apps

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Delighted to be playing a gig with @charleston51.bsky.social at The Cav on 22nd May! Tickets etc here www.eventim-light.com/uk/a/63ea2a0...

Hungary's New Leader Reveals Victor Orbán Was Paying SocialMedia to Promote Musicians 'Geese""

This is genuinely shocking

I have a box full of these in my bedroom please buy some so I can move the box, I am worried I will fall down in the night and break my hip.

tbh I don't think there is a ✨vibecession✨ I think people feel poorer because they cannot afford shit they used to be able to afford and this feels really fucking bad

Yes

AI footage in the quote post. However it's a real fact, with real footage available (See my link below). Now people who believed it have a false image of how octopus act, and people who recognise it as AI question a real observed scientific fact. Utter bullshit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9B...

The Excavation of Hob's Barrow is a whopping 55% off in the Steam Lovecraftian Days sale! 💀⛏️🩸

It's a great time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

I am also pulling out of my landmark £31bn investment package that was definitely real and not just a carrot being dangled to incentivise changes to the law indemnifying me from my previous crimes

Lunar Flyby - NASA

Oh this is great: there’s now an #Artemis II Lunar Flyby Gallery on the NASA images site: www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna... (thx @dpmanchee.bsky.social for pointing it out)

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

I love hot cross buns at easter. But if they changed the name to Hot Cross Arseholes, it would put me right off them. So come on bakers, please don't change our buns! Alex Du Singe, Lincoln

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs

Put A Donk On It Part 2 - Blackout Crew ft. Tom Zanetti, MC Vapour & MC Smally (Music Video) YouTube video by BNCY

We can still have good things in 2026

youtu.be/COc_r9BS9aQ

friendly reminder: lots of people don't have this weekend off, specifically so you can enjoy your weekend off, be very fucking nice to pub and restaurant and retail staff we are Not Having A Good Time and do not have a four day break coming up

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

If I were on a mission whose computer system required me to deal with Microsoft Outlook in space, I’d give up and go back to the slide rule

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

dogs can’t LOOKUP, in fact many of them lack even a basic understanding of Excel or other spreadsheets

Sign for Figueres-Vilifant station, near Girona.

When your train station sign is so cracked it becomes a heavy metal band's logo.