“I was innocently hoovering the bullring one day, when I suddenly became startled and slipped. At this point I didn’t realise that the bull was directly behind me and I fell directly onto one of its horns, which somehow managed to go right up my Gary…”
Priti Patel on the news sitting in the Commons with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
I bet that @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social can.
Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.
The Queen and Prince Philip, apparently.
And Niall Quinn / Ronaldo
Done.
Tesco are now selling ‘sandwich kits’. This is presumably to save you about two minutes of having to buy the ingredients separately.
Or you could just buy a pre-packed ready-assembled Tesco sandwich.
As a species we’re very probably doomed.
He shouldn’t have dropped it then, should he?
They are splendid though aren’t they?
Yep. You aren’t even allowed to pick them.
Has Farage condemned the recent attacks on Jewish interests and synagogues yet?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER
Here he is when he starred as Reg Holdsworth in Coronation Street.
With Alf Roberts.
“Marcus…”
He probably saw a black person and was so distracted that he almost drove himself into a polluted river.
Thank you to whoever bought a Ways of Seeing t-shirt today.
This isn’t something I’ve ever said before.
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A farmer called Mark Owen
Didn’t he used to be in Take That?
