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ouçam zimbra

Living in America

Pepito returning home

Pepito is back home (08:20:45)

Não acredito que vou ser madrinha de um casamento desse tamanho meufeus

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Se vc não sabe, curte aqui pra chegar no máximo de gente por favor, vai q chega em uma pessoa com uma ideia fodastica!

reading war and peace in public, shaking my head at the war parts but nodding my head at the peace parts

This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction."

tarde tranquila e refrescante

Cabrunco 1/3

vcs chamam de red flag e eu chamo de fun facts about me

Everytime I use FB marketplace a tiny part of my soul dies

This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grim reaper is sitting on a bench, reading a book titled "Book of Death." The reaper says to a child, "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The child, looking worried and concerned, asks, "Is that how I'm going to die?" Panel 3: The grim reaper, still reading, reassures the child, "Um no, you're gonna die peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The child excitedly runs away, saying, "Awesome! I’m gonna go try heroin!"

mano eu acho q sim

graças a deus 🙌🏻 que continue assim 🤞🏻

Talvez a maior propaganda que esse app tenha recebido kkkkk

Muita mídia pouca pesca

a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus ALT: a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus

se eu ver esse gif de novo vou me matar