I just need a clear space to take me away from my reality.😓

lol. The big game of chase with people running all over the court or field.😂

I hope they just don’t trip over their own shoelaces. As for needing a woman, well, I think we all need a little bit of most things to keep things interesting!

Oshey my dear

We gather dey… how are you holding up? We’ve been talking about my own matching…🫤😂

I’ve both.☺️

That's great to hear from you, It's all about finding someone who aligns with your values and brings out the best in you!

Send sample first.🫣😎

From the category you provided; the person doesn’t have to be famous. We can make money together. She gats fine most definitely and e gats sabi. Morality? Errr…make e get sense with her immorality.🫤

I think I would have to mould what I want if I’m to categorize her into all of these.😂 There are almost generally acceptable standard and a person open to improving.

Surprise me.

Any day can be your day, if you make it back home, be grateful. 🎵🎵🎵

They shoulda, they coulda, they woulda.

Okay, so where do we start from?

How much are we talking about here?

lol. Ko ri be. Just been flipping through a dating platform and I’m not impressed or wowed by the profiles I came across.😶‍🌫️

I think they need to onboard more users because I’m not really impressed with the suggested users. 🫤

Who plays bet here?

I treat everyday like a Monday morning, I treat every month like a January.🎵🎵🎵 Central Cee!😎

My personal life ain’t right but I’m putting this first so I don’t lose focus. 🎵🎵🎵

31st of December, the 1st of Jan’ Same shit, I don’t care about new year. 🎵

🫶🏻

Good morning Lagos! Start your Monday with a sky full of possibilities. Let the vibrant skies fuel your Monday hustle. Embrace the energy and own the day! 💪 #MotivationMonday

I was actually looking for the sad emoji before the red card.

Poor Chelsea. My Club. *sad*

Saka; The lad with the enchanting touch! 🧙‍♂️✨

Maybe it's time to take it easy and avoid any more stitches.

Kane Hattrick!