Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

We're in the odd position that we should be protecting Tony Ralston

You call it ringworm, I call it athlete's thigh

You get arrested these days just for saying you're English

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

You squire!

Me to my crying children: “No, I said our house is full of ‘easter eggs’: little humorous nods to shared memories, cultural touch points, or in-jokes for diehard fans.”

I'm trying to gather autobiographical material on a 1970s Scottish singer/songwriter, Brian Joseph Friel. Among a number of albums, Arriverdici Ardrossan. Lovely songs like Salad Green Geraldine. Anyone?

Rough on Noel Gallacher

Yellowjackets, on itvx, is very good.

how can there be no injury time, when the referee himself stopped the game when ferry hurt his back?

A relative found a picture of my grandfather, Patrick Jamieson, with his sister during the first world war. Scott Brown has some explaining to do

New 'my hopes and dreams being crushed in the space of single second' meme just dropped.

This has been a stressful occasion. We've defended really well, but there's nobody for rangers to fear when we break.

4 minutes of injury time announced, in which we score a goal and they have a man down injured in the box. 3.5 minutes played

@pault1888.bsky.social you spoke very well on the CU podcast

We've lost twice as many league games as Motherwell this season.
Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, Mamma

it's difficult to enjoy a game in which you are hoping for an injury-strewn goalless draw

Football is great fun. Oxlade-chamberlain, cvancara and someone-other-than-maeda should be starting every game

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal

McGregor has started to run like Ralston

I wonder who McLean and Beaton are supporting today? A moral quandary

Celtic did really well to hold on. We should've brought on Kenny earlier as an outball.

Celtic need to get better at winning free kicks if we're going to defend this deep

Regardless of who the manager is, if we get a free kick at the halfway line, our first thought is always "how can we get this back to schmeichel?", which is just perverse

Celtic have been dreadful in the first half. Making Falkirk look like peak Motherwell

There is nothing to be gained from driving it underground and consigning myself to a life flitting between the shadowy back streets of broughty ferry

It's scandalous that I've now got a passing interest in Dundee Vs Hearts

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I've had quite a retro week of unpleasantness