it's beautiful

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#ocsky #oc

working from home

I KNOW THATS RIGHT JINBE!!!!!

The above post but with the original and unremoved skeet wherein why from the Blue sky team says. Looking forward to what the AI sucks. Crowd actually has to say about this one.

Good thing i screencapped it

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

lrp is ANNIHILATING MEEEEEE

Why @why.bsky.team 5mo Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA Why @why.bsky.team 5mo I left it outside in the sun and when I went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone Why @why.bsky.team 5mo Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?

I have not invented this

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

King K. Rool clasps his golden belly on the Nintendo Today! app. Beneath him, Wednesday 4/15/2026 is labeled as "Tax Day."

Sigh. Tax Day. I guess this means my tax dollars are going to be used for kidnappings and torture, killer AI, doomsday weapons, and golden monuments erected for the vainglory of an authoritarian tyrant.

Oh, hey, look. K. Rool's also there!

Level complete, DKC2 style! Was great revisiting my end of level anims from 1995. Also, colour commissions now unlocked!

Reasons to go on a cruise ship:
-Placating psychotic family member with a lot of money on the line
-Discovered an integer underflow glitch in the Wheel of Samsara where if u get an exciting enough form of diarrhea it counts for like +65,535 karma and next life u get to reincarnate as the Grinch

In Donkey Kong Country Returns, a rare glitch can occur upon visiting Cranky Kong, where he will refuse to talk to Donkey Kong and instead sit in silence forever. The player will be unable to leave his shop, requiring the game to be reset.

Flutter Mane

#pokemon #gijinka #adoptable #characterdesign #digitalart #pokemonart #fluttermane #animeart

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angel on eastern road

portsmouth, uk

shrikes ref sheet for this year is finished. huzzah....!!!!!!!!
#oc #ocsky

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

6 panel comic featuring chill guy and unchill gal. panel 1: Chill Guy handing a present to unchill gal saying "happy late birthday" to which she replies "Wow! You remembered!" p2: as she opens the present, green goo shoots out. off panel chill guy says "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" p3: as she wipes the goo off she says "Okay well first off, both my birthday and April Fools day was OVER a week ago." p4. close up of chill guy twiddling fingers as hes handed an envelope. she days "Secondly, you got something in the mail." he replies "for moi? what is it?" p5. as he reads the note unchill gal explains, "Awhile back I signed you up to be enlisted in the army. You've been drafted." chill guy says "LOL ok. very funn-" p6. hard cut to a haggard chill guy in the middle of a combat zone

I didn't forget

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

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#signalis #pixelart

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad