Officially/Legally? No.
Realistically? Also no.

We have the chance to do something really hilarious in 7.5 months.

Nah, that's that good good witchy feeling and it's absolutely irreplaceable.

Welp. It's renamed in my entire brain 4ever now.

Every spring for a few years now, one of my neighbors sits outside and terribly, and I mean "cat-in-heat noises" terribly, plays the trumpet.

I hope they know I'm their biggest fan.

Ok, it does not.

This makes me feel even worse about my most recent Slack response to you.

Excellent haul, my friend!

Rainbow bar with the text "You can pee next to me."

My trans friends are so fabulous and awesome and enrich my life in countless ways. I'm constantly baffled that the idea of letting folks live in their truth could bother anyone, because it's so simple in my own mind.

I see you. I love you. And I'm here for you if you don't feel seen or loved.

My husband just yelled from the yard, "Hey babe, will you turn on the hose?"

And y'all, he was *not* prepared for how quickly I sprinted out and started singing "Creep" by TLC.

I was tho. I have been training for this moment my entire life.

Show me!

certainly not for pizza.

It's across the river, so what do you think?

Oh, from where?

The year is 2026 and I'm wearing checkerboard Umbro soccer shorts.

A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

*taps sign*

Ohhh, add PONIES

Ok, this is EXTREMELY GOOD.

Ok, Rus. As best as I could tell, they decided The Greg Connection wasn't good enough, and asked what other "panty-dropping" names they had.

Sorry, Greg.

Guy in the boarding line behind me is on a call and keeps loudly saying "The Greg Connection," and I have several questions.

Winner for Excellence in Audio – Baby Steps | Developer – Gabe Cuzzillo, Maxi Boch, Bennett Foddy | Publisher – Devolver Digital #IGF2026

THANK YOU

No.

I haven't actually gone yet, I just wanted to make the joke. I'll report back.

I went to a literary-themed cocktail bar in San Francisco and ordered an Infinite Jest and all they served me was $95k in student loans for a BA in English.

Hard agree. <3

I. MISS. YOU. TOO.

Reusable zip ties

The reusable zip ties that got me flagged at airport security. God forbid a woman be industrious on 23-hour international women's day or some shit.

Kristi Noem's transfer isn't going to change shit *and also* I'm gonna blast the song and celebrate it.

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