I always think "an" is more sophisticated sounding. I always default to it too.
"An honest mistake..."

i need hair there... otherwise i get small squeaky farts

a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed Alt: Britney with her eyes closed, cry nod.

Me: I'm having an emotional crisis!!!

Boyfriend:... so you ordered Shake Shack?

Me:

I like the Beyonce and Sade shoutout

he's this very mundane person who is shocked by his own lack of popularity I think that's accurate

my boyfriend gets me 🖤

I agree with this. Revenge is personal. If they don't visibly flinch at mention of your name what's the point.

No vague outcomes, I want you to know I did it.

My main is altzazel.bsky.social

Flipside I will say getting beat up garage sale furniture and refinishing the pieces is kinda fun. And it feels like truly yours when you are done.

Occasionally I'll dig into another gay man's bsky feed... it helps put my own mental health struggles in perspective. 🫂

This was adorable.

Unmarried Green Goddess

Can use both knife and fork at the same time, perhaps?

Where does one chart, "natural armpit musk"?

Called me a "good boy" and i'll throw in some therapeutic touch. 😋

Naproxen is better than ibuprofen, plus you can use acetaminophen with an NSAID to help pain. Electrolyte drinks.

If pain is really bad in one spot try ice packs, 10 min on, then off, repeat for like an hour.

that's hypnotic

Yes Sir, former altar boy here.

me in a garrison cap with a leather armlet

Been a spell since I did a kink event (don't know why I am winking)

This was my favorite scene at the bondage art auction. The ropework by the rigger was a master class.

won a precum filled jockstrap off a rope bondage model.... got to remove it with my teeth. 😁

BLUF

It's leather time

combat boots and neoprene pants

Off to my volunteer shift @ CLAW. Luv these neoprene pants.

excited for the obligatory cowboy hat pic 🥵

eating a salad (or corn chips) is such the nuclear option in an open plan office.

Zen

lol. so sorry 🙇. I luv your shitposts. I was getting annoyed at other bsky threads that were not tongue in cheek and a bit transphobic. Scrolling fatigue...

Gay sex is what two consenting persons of the same gender call "sex". Your sex doesn't need to be my sex or either of us THOT's sex.

Heteronormativity leaves you constantly questioning orthodoxy.

dungeonmaster

zoom

food is usually a priority over sex... unless you're a species where the female devours you afterward... makes being homo seem smart actually... (sorry u are a victim of my doomscroll 😅).