At least just, like, volunteer once a month at a soup kitchen. Anything at all to demonstrate some level of actual care for the community. Anything at all

They are never running for like city council or even small town mayor, it's always federal office right out of the gate. How about you serve the community first, that guy

Yeah, I agree! I added it more as an example of something that seems incredibly obvious and likely has at least *some* sort of credible reason for opposition worth looking into

Every time a Hollywood A-Lister lectures us about using AI they should be required to spend 0.01% of their fortunes to become a patron of 100 underemployed artists

Ok but there's one thing here that's valid

If everyone keeps skipping rocks faster than their replacement rate, then eventually we will have no more rocks to skip.

We don't call it sustainability though

You can do this with anything!

"Why isn't ranked choice implemented everywhere?" ...Oh, there's a weird quirk that can favor entrenched candidates. I disagree, but I have learned something

"Why no term limits?" ...Oh, that empowers lobbyists. Hmm, I'll have to noodle on that

I wish people who said certain policies are easy implementable, obvious, and not at all difficult would research why XYZ hasn't happened yet, anywhere, in any appreciable capacity.

To do otherwise is to assume that literally everybody is dumber than you, which should be outgrown by middle school

A tape player is also conveniently not subject to over the air software updates that force new features or ads into your startup process

Looks like someone doesn't squat 👀

This post bought to you by Tyler who was a JERK about 12 messages on The Pitt finale

I think that people are too sensitive to group chat notifications. Your real life friends are saying things.

Surely that is more tolerable than whatever bullshit strategies your other 132 apps do to bait your engagement

I feel like you may have just provided a mostly unifying conclusion for the ongoing Economic Vibes Discourse

My mom took me to see Mean Girls when I was ten because she misjudged the Lindsey Lohan involvement. This is also why I'm gay

A giant wandering jew

I think I found more swingable Jews

You just have to say "DDOSer stop DDOSing” actually

My dad is beginning his third divorce, which is sad but not entirely unexpected

I had it pegged when he, one of those very proud Italian older dudes, began serving pasta with "shake cheese"

BREAKING: An ICE charter landed in the Democratic Republic of Congo minutes ago following third-country deportation deal with the Trump administration.

gillianbrockell.com/breaking-ice...

Right after I graduated high school I signed up for a new local gym that had 24/7 access for $15/mo. The gym has since added about a dozen locations and memberships go for $60/mo, so I feel like I've hit the jackpot

However my brain is breaking knowing I've been paying this gym for 45% of my life

Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s ...

“Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker

He's talking about city ordinances, so it's a rare relatively logically consistent post (on the surface)

Gonna make a whole career out of booking aisle seats and then holding a sign that says this. I'll probably make like $1000

#notallwhites

I'm so non-street that I thought this was about a guy who used to work on Wall Street at and is offering to pay the editors

Federal agency approves concept for Trump's plan for a Triumphal Arch in Washington A federal commission has approved the design concept for the Triumphal Arch that President Donald Trump wants to build at an entrance to the nation's capital.

This is stupid, even if it wasn't Trump's this can only ever be seen as a weird attempt to copy the Arc de Triomphe. There's so many other shapes. Give us an upside down triangle or some shit

apnews.com/article/trum...

Pack it up, Beshear does not have the juice

Pack it up, Beshear does not have the juice

Shaq not being familiar

Thinking about my Catholic youth group leader, George, lately

I have a simple dream. I would like a job. And I would like that job to consist of being one of those people who test & model the Survivor challenges for the introductory footage

My profile picture isn't AI. I'm just a really uniquely handsome disconnected head

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...