I just went berserk in UniQlo

"Omg sorry for the late response" like dw babe let's try again next year!!!!

When I get out of deadline mode and ask someone for coffee and they forget to respond or take ages to reply I'm so grateful and happy because I get all the points of trying to be social without actually having to leave my house, like omg what a relief

I'm making it unsafe for you. Wtf!!!!

Texting my charity CEO best friend about which picture I should put as my grid cover photo as I copy edit on the sofa in my pyjamas. She's probably at a board meeting or something but this is a crisis that needs attending

💖💖💖

i got @beebabs.bsky.social’s love in color for my work gift exchange ♥️

I hate when people try to discuss my characters' starsigns with me. That's none of my business and I don't care. Stop projecting!!!

My copy editor broke her own code of conduct by saying she's crying with laughter at a sentence >

I just had to stop myself from going beserk in there after going in after a meeting

I feel like every chic person in their 30s goes through a phase where they want to revamp their wardrobe with Uniqlo basics

Drake was pillow talking and kicking up his feet

Literally blocking anyone I see who uses "skeets". You can't be trusted, you scare me and I am strict.

Again, not the point !!!

Yes, her focus of study is fascinating but that's hardly the point!!! The point is the people bashing her are actually stupid and they're trying to make it our problem ❤️ and we should just call them stupid

Of course the woman should be defended but the whole thing just feels so debasing.

The reason I really dislike Twitter is exemplified by a woman proudly posting about her PHD, misogynists and anti-intellects bashing her, and people defending her against them by saying that her study is actually worthy, and it's like is this where we are? Defending intellect and curiosity?

I act like I'm okay but really I'm holding in my devastation that we never got an Ungodly Hour tour

Omg STOP using "skeet" you perverts and deviants!!!!

What szn?

Thank you

ALL??? OMG

What's so interesting about pulling back from social media is refueling or regaining the ability to think without the expectation of validation or agreement

I need a place to talk about my worrying attraction to Dan from VEEP. Like it's disgusting and I know that. However

Oh no :( I love him

Lol she's trying to have a chill chat 😭😭

The thing about having sisters is that even though one second you literally want to wring their neck, you kind of have to get over it because you need to share a joke that only they would get /laugh at something your parents did. No one can elicit rage like your sisters though

I love it when I go on a hot actor's IG and it says "married longtime girlfriend" under "personal life". That's even hotter. Commitment in the jungle of Hollywood. Sexy.

If anyone cares I've been watching VEEP and I cannot believe it took me this long. It's exactly my shit. I love a British-American comedy