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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

Fact of the Day: Lady Gaga's signature platinum blonde look came in response to people mistaking her for Amy Winehouse and sought to visually differentiate herself

The two buttons meme where one option is pay a bit of money for art and the other is invalidate your entire creative work by using the slop machine. The person choosing is indie game devs

Indie game devs, when you use the slop machine in your game, it makes it clear to players that you don't give a fuck and just want money.

Draw crappy but genuine art instead.

ugh literally meeeeeee
which is why i set things up and invite people instead 🫡

Fact of the Day: When life preservers first began to see widespread use in the 1800s, they were made of cork wood and were often rather heavy and occasionally would unintentionally pull their intended target underwater

Fact of the Day: The word pupil in Latin (pupilla, meaning little girl/doll) was named as such because you look a smaller version of yourself reflected in the lens of someone's eye

Fact of the Day: The Snowflake Moray Eel take the unique ability of eels being able to survive briefly on wet land to another level, being able to pounce then swallow their prey of crabs on land utilizing an extra set of internal jaws that don't require water to aid digestion

became a local legend who has become the subject of a documentary and several books about its unique demonstrations of urban adaption in birds (2/2)

Fact of the Day: First spotted in 1991, a red-tailed hawk with unique head feathering started to be documented by birdwatchers in New York City's Central Park they called Pale Male, (1/2)

Fact of the Day: Despite featuring the iconic future telling Groundhog, tarot and fortune telling services are illegal in the state of Pennsylvania

Fact of the Day: Sassafras, originally the key ingredient to American root beer, was banned by the FDA in 1960 for its content of safrole which was found to be a carcinogen in rats when given in large amounts; commercial, modern root beer uses synthetic flavors to mimic that original taste

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Fact of the Day: When Pepsi first came to store shelves in North Carolina in 1893, it was initially called "Brad's Drink" after its creator Caleb Bradham

Hitchcock wrote back saying, "it did not do justice to his contribution to British culture" (2/2)

Fact of the Day: Sir Alfred Hitchcock was knighted in 1980, but had initially declined the designation of Commander of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth II in 1962 as unlike Knight of the British Realm it did not come with the honorary "Sir" (1/2)

Not sure Hytale is a good alternative either sadly bsky.app/profile/duck...

Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm backkkkkkk. I have returned to campus and once again have a roof over my head, so let's stab each other in Among Us then... we'll be doing something, probably :3 it's been a while, lol

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Fact of the Day: After the Southeast Asian jumping spider lays its eggs, it'll produce a milky substance to feed its young that's protein rich while not technically being classified milk leading to people calling it "spider milk"

Fact of the Day: The same sounds used for Comet the Reindeer in 1994's The Santa Clause are used for the Imp Demons in 1993's Doom

See, actually, to quote a previous fact of the day

"It is believed whales evolved to leave the water, then returned to the water based on them still having mostly useless internal back legs called vestigial structures as evolutionary remnants"

So come and feel my legs wouldn't be too farfetched 🐋

GOG NOOOO, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE WHYYYYYYYYYY

Fact of the Day: Timmy Turner from Fairy Oddparents was originally going to wear blue, but while doing initial concept art the artist Butch Hartman ran out of blue ink, drew him once with pink, and liked it significantly better that way

Fact of the Day: Whales molt and shed their skin to "maintain ideal skin thickness", with research confirming it is the primary reason for their migration patterns to warmer climates in a process they often supplement with exfoliation with sand and barnacles

Fact of the Day: Charles Dickens had a pet raven named Grip, for which the talking raven in his book Barnaby Rudge is named, that died in 1841 which Dickens then had stuffed

Fact of the Day: Thomas the Tank Engine, who debuted alongside other train characters in the 1940s Railway Series books, were originally stories the author Wilbert Awdry told his son Christopher while he was sick with the measles that Wilbert's wife encouraged him to publish

And remember everyone, while a perfect grade on this test is nearly impossible, it is not pass/fail. Even one makes a difference

NOOOOOOO I'D BEEN LOVING TRIALS OFF STREAM WITH FRIENDS. Truly tragic