Conversations I have with my 3 yr old:

“don’t lick the knife. They’re sharp, that’s why. Okay if you want to eat the peanut butter without putting it on anything you can go get a spoon. But we don’t lick No I said GET A SPOON we don’t stick our face in the peanut butter. Yes I know Tâf does it.”

RIIIIIIIGGOOOOOO

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@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

Converted up a Drukhari Haemonculus for my Drukharbie force. Pretty happy with it!
#PaintingWarhammer #40K

Best of luck!!!

Love you too!!!

And we’re very lucky to have you!!

4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die

it’s all i’ve got

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here

Femme tops!! A sign at a thrift store

of course I know her… she’s me!

I refuse to shop anywhere in this country while they’re having “Black Friday” deals because absolutely the fuck not; we do not HAVE Thanksgiving, black friday is therefore unnatural and an abomination before the Lord and I will shop on Boxing Day like our ancestors intended

Hope everyone had a good Halloween

Purrfect

Interviewed (online, self-recorded) presenting as myself properly to a major law firm today. Here’s hoping!!

Four kittens on my foot pillow, one getting loooong

Oh Big stretch!

Nonstop Shenanigans

Must… pet…

My system isn’t simply nervous it’s full blown anxious

New boots I need noise for

So since Taylor Swift is a “horrible writer” now I’m not going to have any trouble getting tickets to her next tour right? Since y’all hate her so much? 😇