Yeah that’s how cats work

10 warehouses so far

Now how about some data centres

This 👇

Oh you didn’t know mandleson was pure evil, I guess when they called him the Prince of Darkness that was just a mistake

Ffs we aren’t stupid we know what theses people are like and everyone knows about Mandelson

Yeah I’ve been told that if they aren’t itchy they aren’t working

Might see if I can swap to the mirco ones though

This is where I desperately need a cat boy maid to remind me and for no other reasons

I do get that they are meant to be itchy or they aren’t working, I just don’t know what is too itchy.

I’ll try and set up a calendar but I’m meant for change them every 3 days

HRT patches

How are you meant to remember whether it patch changing day?

Are they meant to feel this itchy too?

Pitch submissions open for Warped, an upcoming trans+ anthology of sci-fi and horror:

I’ve had several episodes of blacking out and the doctor knows that too

I’ve been seeing a doctor since July last year

It’s getting a bit scary now. Stairs terrify me. I’ve blacked out on stairs before.
Of course, I’m on my own. It’s doubly scary there’s no one to help get me up or even phone for help if it really is bad.

I blacked out, but this was different. When I woke up, I couldn’t get off the floor, so I just had to stop for about six hours until my oxygen levels increased.

think I rarely talk about my chronic illness.
I’m still fighting for a diagnosis.

I can and do black out. I can’t get enough oxygen to my brain, heart, etc.

But last night shocked me up.

Yeah I’ve had to retrieve converse before

I’ve finally got a new fox in my garden. Guess I’m going to be buying chicken again.

I think I can remember a brief period around 2015 where it seemed okish

Kind of want to write something about Dugdale but it comes out either way too angry, and we should be angry, or just really depressed

It’s almost as if it’s designed to wear us down

Getting ads for over 45 dating is cracking me up for oh so many reasons

Understanding rape culture and how it’s (re)created in novel spaces (like the bedrooms of women who trust their husbands not to drug and rape them) was the subject of my MA studies. What’s the appeal of raping your partner in her sleep? Power? Taking what’s “yours”? The “absence” of consequences?

Your Cantonese is coming along nicely

Harsh but fair

Waiting to see that Starmer is into some wild stuff

If you get asked the classic transphobic question of "What rights don't trans people have?" just reply

As a minority we will never have the rights being a majority gives you. Every right we have will always be at the whim of the majority. The biggest right we do not have is to ever truly feel safe.

NGL this absolutely fucking terrifies me

Everyone talks about the Stonewall Riots, the terfs really love to

You should be talking about the Compton cafeteria riots

That’s where fighting for our rights really started, 3 years before Stonewall and most definitely started by trans sex workers

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Cisphobic well that’ll a new one

Medical cannabis should be prescribed on the NHS not just to people who can afford it

Dating someone based solely on their favourite Dr Who, other than Tom Baker, is totally valid

Theres a reason that damn near every successful social media platform has gotten traction by being welcoming to 2 specific demographics

1. Black people

2. Sex workers