Worked out a lot better than the time he chopped off a live raccoon’s penis.

Loyalty. They'll never vote to 25th him.

I'm just here for the Vogon poetry.

Ugh. Do we have to go to Times Square?

Arizona, yesterday.

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My first choice would be Bojack Horseman, but I would also accept Mr. Ed.

So now we all have to learn about Khuzestan?

$4.29 for regular in Tucson.

I’m wondering how all of those truckers who voted for America First and Drill Baby Drill are reacting to this development

I did libel litigation on the media side for a long time, and this is the best possible resolution. Forget that it’s irrational. None of this is rational.

So subjective vibes, which Trump alone will determine.

It's going to get a lot worse if China decides it needs to take Taiwan to have chips to trade for oil.

At the same time Ukraine is helping us defend from drones?

The new one is just a Spite Tax at this point.

This new one is just a Spite Tax.

In that culture, there is no greater offense than disloyalty.

Thanks Biden!!! And Norway!

They're not being hired for their raw intelligence.

Weren't FDA approval fast-passes being granted to 'friends' of the administration last year?

Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

Recently realized that the main point of the Mars Colony will be that it does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S.A.

I saw somewhere the issue was .dll's dated after the certification date. If that turned out to be the case, then their smoking gun is Windows Update.

I would never suggest extensive and extended repairs of the streets and sidewalks around, and water and steam pipes, electrical and sewer service to his buildings in Manhattan.

I'm sure they're all just fine.

I'm sure it will get better when the summons and subpoenas start flooding in.

Heard a pundit (sorry, don't remember whom) say months ago his staff is giving him real estate projects to keep him busy and happy, because they know he really enjoys them.

First thought was "which one was the canary in the outhouse?"

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It’s like they murdered Dr. Robby!

For holding up an iPhone.

I'm starting to worry that all of the operational and personnel records from ICE are going to be "lost" when all this is over.

Is there anything Congress or anyone can do to try to preserve and protect the evidence?

"It's like these people somehow think they have a constitutional right to bear arms!!! How crazy is that?"