PaRappa the Tripsitter
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I spent six months working on this story, which is a lot of time to think about Skibidi Toilet.

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Goop is $0.00 on bucket

haha

Wikipedia excerpt: Garter snakes have complex pheromonal communication systems. They can find other snakes by following their pheromone-scented trails. Male and female skin pheromones are so different as to be immediately distinguishable. However, male garter snakes sometimes produce both male and female pheromones. During the mating season, this ability fools other males into attempting to mate with them. This causes the transfer of heat to them in kleptothermy, which is an advantage immediately after hibernation, allowing them to become more active.

tricking other men into mating with me so i can steal their precious bodily heat and use it as my own

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I never think I'm better than anyone trying to break into the MtG creator and maker space - I love seeing new people come up with new and cool ways to interact with our game.

Except this fuckin guy. I'm way better than this fuckin guy. And so are you if you've never tried to do anything, even once.

game theory and fnaf have lowkey poisoned the media analysis skills of people my age. it shouldn't be a huge deal if you can predict how a story is going to develop over time based on context clues and themes. if you can do that it means the writer did a good job

A mass of people facing away from the camera. Palestine flags are waved with a banner saying "Free Palestine: exist resist return. From the river to the sea" stand in the middle. The sky is blue & beautiful

Never been to a march this big before. It started at 1pm & it took over an hour for the back blocs to begin moving.

Unions, activists, parties, families, artists - all coming together to show fascism is the minority position. What a lovely day.

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

at a wedding last night and the groom, who i havent seen for 6 years, says to me "MAN ive seen incels going AT YOU on the internet, and its GREAT MAN, FUCK EM, complaining about gay sex in kingdom come 2, man i have TRIED TO FUCK A GUY, i have put in 200 HOURS and cant find how, WHERE IS IT"

i just realized that the 2026 mlb season is being played in the year 2026. that's gotta be rigged right? because if that's a coincidence holy shit

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

One last time, Discord is not a suitable replacement for forums:

aftermath.site/discord-forums...

you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai

letterboxd notification "Kevin liked your review of We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)"

uh oh

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”

Seven-word death punch

i often see people misuse the term "orwellian nightmare" to describe a dystopian scenario. that's not what an orwellian nightmare is. an orwellian nightmare is when you have to do the dishes two nights in a row even though it's your brother's turn because he got invited to some stupid birthday party

the sort of thing tim rogers says

every time a studio writes a statement like this, they're either lying or they think you're a huge idiot. sometimes both.

every single one of these sentences is so beautiful i'm about to cry

Blader @LocalBtnMasher X.com I dont understand why Breath of the Wild has a score of 97, while Crimson Desert, a game with a bigger world and more mechanics, has 78?

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

We'll have more info in the coming months as to who will be there and what we'll be doing, but LoadingReadyRun will be heading back to Amsterdam for MagicCon this July!

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

If we're doing awful TV show concepts...