i used to put cookies in the gamecube disc drive to save them for later

thought about opening a hotel called the lasagna lounge

my refrigerator is running, this is not an april fools joke, someone please help me catch it

i wish there was a game like katamari except it was about rolling up exclusively food into a big ball

some guy who follows me invited me to his home for a delicious dinner, I brought my famous spaghetti brownies

the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games

i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad

spaghetti delight

whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad

"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them

large and in charge

i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table

one of my many delicious concoctions

everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day

i finally found my lost can of easy cheese

fizzy glizzy

everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day

i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days

gotta make sure i microwave the pudding first of course

i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...

early bird gets the gummy worm

i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one

made a batch of mini tacos for myself and while they were still scalding hot one of them fell off the plate onto my foot and i yelled like the nostalgia critic

seeing the scene in UHF where weird al makes the twinkie wiener sandwich was a very formative life experience for me

new year, same great taste

that might not even be what the movie was called i think i'm just craving lasagna right now to be honest

the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid

woah

i think it was called cloudy with a chance of lasagna

there was this wonderful film i saw once where food rained from the sky but i forget the name

i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...

i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out