Nothing but love from me. You’re a truly great person too 🩷

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

She was fantastic and fully understood my panic and frustration but wtaf. It’s never done that before. It’s like shit just doesn’t work anymore

I had a massive panic earlier this month when the geico website and app refused to recognize that I have an account that I’ve had for six years. According to the lovely lady on the phone, that just happens sometimes. I don’t love that.

It’s violence that I can’t see this photo

I’m not seeing any proof here…

Very bleh vibes

fellas is it gay to look at seminude women

Went into work early so I get to leave earlier than usual and I’m not mad about it. It won’t even be dark.

This is actually from last year 😆 but it’s because I only use IG and iPhone stickers usually

Reminds me of this

See also @defnotadino.bsky.social

I’m nearing 45 and a main source of joy in my life is the pair of mourning doves that hang out on my deck. It’s been a couple years now. I’ve named them Fred & Wilma. I only saw Wilma for a couple days and fully started to worry. But he’s back. They’re sweet and slightly dumb.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

Sunburnt hot dog, always

Me: “ok cool. I’m definitely going to sleep tonight. No waking up at 3am and being up for an hour for no reason, then dozing off half assed. Definitely going to get good sleep. I’m tired.”

My brain: “lol no. Time to remember the greatest hits of awkward interpersonal skills.”

Me, carefully shoving skittles up my nose: “I’m starting to think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

Nope. Don’t like that.

Oh this is a good one. Maybe Legally Blonde too

I’d love to see some other movies again with fresh eyes. Like Evil Dead. But I was 20, in college, very high, and with friends. The setting was just as fun as the movie.

Heat.

If not that, Parasite.

“I think it’s for the best that we stop seeing each other.” If he wants specifics, tell him that you want to focus your energy on your job, daughter, and yourself. It doesn’t need to be cold, but it does need to be concise and final. For him and you.

Also- no dick is worth trading your peace for it

These are people that believe the 14th, 15th, and 19th amendments were a mistake. The focus on telling women that their place is at home having babies, to be thin instead of strong mentally and physically, it’s all a hard push towards accepting fascism with a veneer of “retvrn to the nuclear family”

The other hand on the second arm of this is the pushing of thinness and tradwife culture. The obsession with purity in food and life. Control over what food is best. It’s all a pipeline to weakening women, and leads to white nationalism and religious abuse.

Much needed good news. Whatever day you’re having, it’s better than the one Alex Jones is having. There’s no circle of hell hot enough for him, for the pain he and his fans put those families through.

“Now, my story begins in two thousand dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Elon had stolen our word ‘twenty’ by using it to look cool and ruining it. So that’s how I got my hair cut in a mall, where shops used to be. Cost 10 dollars. 10 Washingtons I’d say, I used to post on twitter…”

Good morning ma'am, I know I don't know you very well but I notice you are slicing bread which is a particular interest of mine

an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room . ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room .

She’d approve