I'm off this week.

You leave the clowns alone. For now but, Q time...

Blood in the water. Someone buy a lettuce.

Plug it into my veins.

Ha, that was awesome, he just poured petrol on the fire. He's so fucked.

a blonde woman is saying `` nice try jan '' while looking at the camera . ALT: a blonde woman is saying `` nice try jan '' while looking at the camera .

Luxon: "That's the end of the matter." Bwahahahahahahahaha...good luck with that.

Oi Shane, Damien and The Mining Bros. you come for Sam Neill? you take on the rest of us 😤 #nzpol @samneilltheprop 21 April "From threats to me of PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, to MINI-TRUMP WANNABE Shane Jones yapping at my rear, to convicted FRAUDSTER writing articles… it has been an interesting few weeks."

It ain't the biggest thing at stake, but surely an early sacking ends the Thumb's shot at a knighthood?

Oh no. Guess you'll be ignoring the finals now?

Harsh.

Looks like you're doing fine all on your lonesome. I'm finding Ak FC a tough time to like at the moment, all a bit joyless for mine.

Most excellent debrief, then got soaked walking home. Grand night out.

Does this count? Got on bus, woman says 'oh hi, how are you?' Kinda recognise her, so sit down, I'll figure it out. Talking for about five minutes then clock she thinks I'm my brother. Was in too deep to back out, then she started asking why I got on bus there, have I moved? Got off at next stop.

Think you missed ‘declare myself the second coming and dissolve the Catholic Church.’

Spain has been vocal against Israel’s Gaza Genocide, so Netanyahu threatens Spain by saying “Spain is going to pay an immediate price..”. In response some of Spains famous News Anchors responded to Netanyahu on live TV 👇

Is there a bar? Asking for a friend.

Only caught one song. Bloody work.

I was at work with Fatboy Slim playing, he clearly had the greatest time. And watched Iggy, cos. The comments were funny. Just caught the end of Karol G, that was some latin madness. And the woman singing for Black Flag was summat fierce.

Crikey dick, Fatboy Slim throwing a helluva party at Coachella. Having his best night too by the looks. Get in.

Guess we finally got an explanation for those marks on his hands.

Le Grá Vineyard it seems. Knowledge is power, ha.

Yup, just watched J Lo lipsyncing really badly with Guetta which was amusing. Still, Trent did the business. Did you check out Mind Enterprises? Oddball Italo disco.

Nine Inch Noize was worth the price of admission. Otherwise, been a lot of tosh. Dude from Sombr rates himself bigly. Jack White rocked but. Strokes incoming.

It has perfect aim, you should be in Paris.

Yep, our hatches are battened and wine rack stocked.

Just needs HMS Evenbiggership.

What do you think of earth so far?

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These are the healing balms I need today. But reading Raymonde's book describing watching Fraser layer her astonishing vocals...what a thing to witness: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

Door closes behind her: "Nailed it."

Just a day with a D in it.