The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Dunk tries to commission the pretty puppet girl with no plan in place
#akotsk

This appears to be video from a meteor that tens of thousands of people heard in Northeast Ohio and Pennsylvania (DrJimLloyd/X) www.cleveland19.com/2026/03/17/m...

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio.

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Heinrich Kley, color

They banned Tommy Orange you’ve gotta be shitting me

truly, with no exaggeration, this has got to be the stupidest man alive

jeanine pirro looking like she just destroyed marvolo gaunt's ring

slop manifest

who was the stand up comedian with the joke about conspiracies needing to leave clues lol

The actual finding here is about research methodology and doesn't debunk previous studies that find no association between Tylenol and autism.

You should not report studies like this in a way that implies RFK Jr has a point!
www.theatlantic.com/health/2026/...

This man is just trying to collect your rare Twitty’s don’t fall for it

our priest claims his experiments with AI have granted him the ability to calculate exactly how much any given person needs god's grace. he says we're all in extremely big trouble. also he has generated some wonderful images of mrs. donnelly playing the biggest organ in the world

Me interacting with what is definitely an "aye eye" and it drew me a wonderful birb

I love this site so much youraislopbores.me

Sadly its seeming more and more apparent

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

amazing work 💯

Is this on its way to the incinerator? 🔥

A six panel comic of a man and a woman where their word balloons are actually other panels (there are no words) indicating future actions and explaining why they did what they did.

a three panel comic about Søren Kierkegaard in which the text of the man reads backwards and the dog forwards "Life can only be understood backwards" and the dog "but it must be lived forwards"

It's that time in my Making comics intro course when I talk image-text relations, which gives me an excuse to share 2 favorite comics that do bewildering things that can only be done in comics! Ibn Al-Rabin's seminal Le Verbe Prophétique alongside the always brilliant @tomgauld.bsky.social. So good!

Mercator projection smh 😞

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I am going to link to organizations that I know for sure are helping trans Kansans. This thread will develop slowly as I either know people or will vet them.

At this point we have not heard from anyone being helped via relocation resources. These exist, but I assume they are overwhelmed.

my whole life I’ve been seeing angels on my morning walks. thirteen—one every few minutes, each waving a hello. a month ago, though, one started jacking off. a week later, more joined in. nearly half of my morning angels are jerking it. where do I draw the line. they’re *angels*

Brutus is in the files too??

don't wanna get in trouble so lets just say i'd like a chance to "crust" david frum's "bread" open with a "dough" bar so bad the "flour" is slippery with "grains" and you'll "knead" at "yeast" a "whole wheat" to scrape "challah" the bits into a pile and "baguette" up. for his "roll" in the Iraq war

such a classic scene...

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again