These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

They did it. They’ve really finally recreated the experience of trying to enjoy superhero comics. This is the most expensive “[Ish #215 -Ed.]” ever brought to pass

Same. I watched news copters fly over Columbine from my lacrosse practice field. We could have said no to this reality.

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

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New look at 'Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse' 🕸️

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

the writer's room slack for The Onion has to be lit up with people mad they missed "the Pope is soft on crime"

95. Get your act together!

well I’m going to need this image for probably the rest of my internet life, however long that may be

Today I heard a Boomer call a manhole cover a theyhole cover because “everything just HAS to be politically correct now,” and I literally can’t stop thinking about it

"the crew is in excellent shape"

in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

Martin Luther would like a word.

"...allowing users to engage in video calls with an artificial intelligence-generated avatar of Jesus for $1.99 per minute."

www.indy100.com/science-tech...

NFL overtime is bad. Ties build character.

Crescent (partially illuminated) Moon and Earth facing the Sun. The Sun is just out of frame to the right leaving flares of light reaching out toward the left. NASA/Artemis II/Kevin M. Gill

This might be one of my favorites from Artemis II. A cinematic alignment of the Moon and Earth, each cradled within the warmth of sunbeams.

Taken from behind the Moon on April 6th.

flic.kr/p/2s6BABn

The Union was far too lenient on the traitors after the Civil War.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day (or whatever it’s called)

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Headline from Apple news. Rolling Stone: what really happened with last year’s drone panic in New Jersey. Accompanying illustration may be of a drone, I can’t really tell. A gray parking lot from overhead with some green shape in the foreground.

Drone Panic in New Jersey (ambient/downtempo, Editions Mego, 2026)

Side A: Faceless in Bordentown, Learn to Commute, Hoboken Waterway Sutra, Turnpike Follies

Side B: Passed Out on the Shark River Golf Course, Born to Doze, Regional Jet, Long Drone for Thomas Edison

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

i want what this cat has

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Lunar Flyby - NASA

Oh this is great: there’s now an #Artemis II Lunar Flyby Gallery on the NASA images site: www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna... (thx @dpmanchee.bsky.social for pointing it out)

First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA