A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

I'm blockading the straight of hormuz with my FAT ASS

brown tabby cat looking sleepy bundled up in a big white quilt

speepy

Opening Wikipedia for ‘Hungary’: quick thread abou

pro at drunk drinking

went to urgent care because I was up all night coughing up blood and had a temperature of 103 and the doctor says “try drinking some tea with honey in it.”
I gotta get out of portland

picture of a brick building with a banner on the side that says "He is risen." A billboard behind the building is edited so that Gowron, Emperor of the Klingon Empire, peers with his crazy eyes and bared teeth just barely visible above the building's edge, centered perfectly above the banner.

happy easter

there’s a funny bible story about this

wow I didn’t know this app was pro-censorship

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

friend got a pic! lmao

forgot to take pics in costume before the show (again)

riveting

lmao

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

Demon twink final boss

omggg!!! bless

Guy in sunglasses holding an ice cream cone & smiling with the caption “how it feels being a transgender when they start talking about the draft”

aw shucks! 🥰

Oh hey look! One of my favorite humans (and one of Portland’s most talented performers) is on Bluesky!

Pile of debris from an old patio roof.

Made a sculpture today

hell yeah! thanks for including me, that was really fun lol

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

I forgot I made this lmao thank u

you’re an idiot

name one thing

literally why she lost lmao

posted the full (5+ minutes!) video of this drag/burlesque performance over on O.F. for $5–you know you wanna see it 💘

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