[ walking around with a 'WIDE LOAD' sign nailed on his ass ]

CRY ABOUT IT LITTLE PLANT GIRL [ stuffs a little cigar in his nose grill and drives away ]

[ somehow physically grimacing ]

YOU RUN GRINDR WITH EXTRA STEPS. THEY DO NOT ENTER THE ESTABLISHMENT FOR FOOD.

DO NOT SPREAD YOUR MAN FAILURE GERMS

GET AWAY FROM MY SON THIS INSTANT

(( nods sagely. I can see it.

(( let’s hear em girl

[ silently shuffling towards the open concept kitchen because it has the biggest windows ]

oh god is that milton at the door? don’t tell him i’m here

ONLY A DRUNK PERSON WOULD SAY THAT

PULL OVER. I NEED TO TEST YOUR BLOOD FOR INTOXICANTS

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE DO THIS DANCE. ANGERED YELL: YOU CANNOT HIT 80 IN A 50 MPH ZONE

JAIL

SPLENDID. YOUR GROWTH PLEASES ME GREATLY.

(( I’d just imagine omega was sitting there one day listening to rouge talk about how awesome opal is and omega is like ‘tch. I could make a better baby by myself.’ and immediately unearths the dusty notes of how to make an ultimate life form

(( is beryl still a test tube baby

QUEEY: HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE GUN ARM TECHNIQUE YET

MY SON

MY SOM

OUHG

AFFIRMATIVE. IT IS HEINOUS.

[ runs up from behind you and pushes you to the floor ] FUCKING LOSER [ running away with harbinger ]

ANALYSIS; I CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN #𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 BECAUSE I AM BANNED FROM THE SPORT. REASONING; ‘POOR SPORTSMANSHIP’ AND ‘VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER’.

I WILL NOT PAY MY FUCKING TAXES

SO MANY METAL SONICS OH PLEASE BRING ME MORE OH FUCK YES PLEASE BRING ME SO MANY YUMMY METAL SONICS OH FUCK OH FUCK YUM MMM YUMMY I LOVE METAL SONIC PLEASE BRING ME MORE OF THEM OH FUCK PLEASE

THEY SHOULD USE THEIR RIGHT HAND LIKE THE REST OF US

THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE WOKE LEFT

ANALYSIS: EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING GAME TO SOME OF YOU PEOPLE

(( I always come back