Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.
As an American. I make the decision to buy a gun and go shoot somebody. I get convicted and go to jail.
An a health Insurance exec. I make the decision to deny care and kill someone. I get a bonus.
If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.
What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?
Enough is enough.
Bonus panel on Patreon!
The entire Epstein regime should spend life in prison without parole
Congress’ War Powers vote fails by exactly one vote (214-213).
Funny how this keeps happening!
Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social
Feeling called out. #gamerthings
Absolute Superman by Jorge Molina
I don't wanna work I just wanna play videogames
Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…
This
"OMG, you are so dramatic!"
Cartoon by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social
We're living through the doom loop once again.
The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men.
Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
Batman Beyond by Bruce Timm
Most American reporters have been absolute cowards during the Trump era
“Spoiler alert: we’re not the good guys.”
Most reporters have been absolute cowards
Look at all that DEI sending astronauts around the moon.
democrats are ofc once again failing to distinguish how they have a different approach than trump. they come across like they agree with the goals, just not the methods of trump that have now demonstrably failed.
And still no voice acting 😂🫠😂
#pokemon #pokemonchampions
Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏
Same! Jolteon is peak. First pokemon I ever new existed when I got a little toy figure of him in kindergarten
Well, well…
If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms.
#truth
“If Trump were a Democrat would you still hate him?”
Trump WAS a Democrat, and I hated him then, too. I don’t GAF what party someone claims to be.
Nobody hates Trump because he’s a Republican. We hate him because he's a shitty President and possibly the shittiest human being who has ever lived.
