At least they run in such a goofy manner that we'll die laughing

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Highly recommend a slant board. Does wonders for my feet and calves

these shoes are AI now, the mall is an elephant, your dentist is trucks now, the moon is your bank

Moon is no longer cheese? :(

You won't

They're so universally loathsome that the strangest of bedfellows are a yelling a chorus of fuck yous. That's America, baby

They sent him there to psychologically damage the Iranians and I guess all of us. It was super effective

Making people meet with JD Vance for 20 hours violates the Geneva conventions

I hope they all lose

Self-care 💜

Egg creams fucking rule. Last one i had was inadequate because all i had on hand was yoohoo

The moon is cheese but it is not a tasty cheese

Edgelord take

🇦🇷 Argentine MPs approve bill to allow mining in glaciers

Environmental activists protested outside the Argentine Congress as lawmakers debated and later approved an amendment to the so-called Glacier Law, which authorizes mining in ecologically sensitive glacier and permafrost areas.

A lot of the press now (always?) function similarly to the police in America. They exist to protect investment and control the populace.

me, staring at the white hot flash of nuclear armageddon: classic distraction techn…

Thousands of small fish defy gravity to climb Congo waterfall A species of small fish has been observed by the thousands climbing a vertical waterfall 15 metres (50 feet) tall in the Democratic Republic of Congo in a behaviour ​that illustrates the surprising and ingenious ways animals can adapt to extreme environments.

Thousands of small fish defy gravity to climb Congo waterfall reut.rs/4tx89gs

I am so down

Cheers to your continued success

i think i need a banjo

In an era where "protect the children" has become a right wing canard used to elect pedophiles to allow parents to abuse their children more and wipe queer people from the face of the earth, Ms. Rachel is an example of what fighting for children actually looks like

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Ms. Rachel for global hegemon

This is the worst fucking thing I've seen all day and I have decided to share the pain.

Vance and Trump speaking to each other. Vance looks like he's trying to make a point.

JD Vance Asks Permission To Start Tiny War Of His Own

Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.

asking my astrologer if oil tankers on fire are a good omen

parody mr beast title card: "surviving hormuz challenge! who makes it through wins big! $1,000,000 prize!"

chat sends

the most important state election of early 2026 is right around the corner… though you’d never know it by the attention it’s receiving.

here’s hoping this bolts article helps jumpstart a little more chat!

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