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Haha, is my nausea and dizziness due to an endo flare-up, or is it because of the stupid cut on my finger? Off to the Emergency Dept. to find out!

(I would go to a Minor Injuries Unit, but for the fact that the closest are several towns away and the nearest units are A&Es)

Picture of a bleeding wound on a little finger.

Same wound, different photo. Wound is not actively bleeding.

Fuckin'... OW.

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

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Birthdays are not for working. *nods*

finally a reason to live

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Side of a fire extinguisher case that says FIRE. Below it someone has stuck a sticker off presumably a foodstuff that says “Extra Hot”

Yes I imagine so

Thinking about Madeline Kahn tonight and how, in a film DRENCHED in God-tier line reads, she takes it with this:

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

This must be where they keep the sage

Love the bit of colour for the black cats, looks perfect

Schwester time!

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What's the point of even living any more

Sausage is a WHAT

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

a Richard Scarry picture of a girl cat leaning out the window, smoke pouring out captioned "beautiful screaming lady"

*waves arms around at everything* fuuck

A sign on the side of a red brick shop that says "Gaz has gone bananas. He's giving away a free banana with every carpet this week"

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY

A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

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I like Dan's shirt matching with the board.

Happy Easter Sister And unto you sister How goeth the Easter Egg Hunt? Poorly Sister Indeed Sister? The Penguins, having found the Eggs, refuse to Collect them They are instead playing the Easter Egg Long Term Incubation Game (Penguins sit on eggs & stare into distance)

#happyeaster

A Kinder chocolate egg broken open to reveal a scrap of paper with the word SOON scrawled on it

Got one of those new Kinder Suspense Eggs