I think a requirement of becoming an astronaut is that you have to have a very astronauty name

Lots of trains cancelled this morning and my train is late, again… LIRR… my forever enemy

Another day, another late LIRR train

I have Invisalign and I just got a second ear lobe piercing today… I feel very middle school

So far 3 of the 4 LIRR trains I have taken this week have been late (and surprise - haven’t taken the 4th)

Oh would you look at that another day taking the LIRR and my train is gong to be late

But wait! They just added new digital billboards to our platform, such an improvement right?!

Increased fares and a crooked ticket activating standard but my LIRR trains have been consistently late this entire year so far

(I think she added that her insurance did cover 22k of it)

This woman I went to college posted the hospital bill from delivering her second child… 23k, absolutely mental

I don’t live during the best time on earth because that is in the future when raccoons are fully domesticated

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I have 2 cats, one is a black cat named Arya. Everytime my niece (who is under 2 years old) sees a Halloween decoration or an image of a black cat in her books, she shouts Arya. It’s so freaking cute.

Traveling to different cities to see a concert or music festival is such a vibeeee (im seeing my favorite band tomorrow in Boston)

Fuck Starbucks (for many reasons) but I’ll be damned if I don’t enjoy my free birthday coffee

Oh look, it’s me putting my clown makeup back on after getting ghosted after a few dates.

I hate how I still project on social media that my family is one big happy family, cause we’re not, and I’m certainly the black sheep

Hi. Hello.

If you don't "believe" germ theory, you probably shouldn't be the head of HHS in 2025.

We said what we said. Send skeet.

#StandUpforScience

What happened in Minnesota is a direct consequence of the violent way that Trump talks about his political opponents.

If it’s Google based, Google has been having outages today

I’m going to be so upset one day when my niece says my name properly and not Warwa 🥹

I got airport salad food poisoning and I’ve thrown up 6 times in 2 hours 😵‍💫

If*

I feel so sad today and considered taking a mental health day, but I don’t want to take one of the weather is going to be miserable

What might be good for your heart, may not be good for my head 🫠

‘It’s been a tough period’: NIH’s new director speaks with Science Jay Bhattacharya discusses staff morale, grant cuts, and “rumors”

In which the Senate-confirmed director of the National Institutes of Health

- talks down to the highly experienced @jocelynkaiser.bsky.social

- says "it's not me personally" who cancels agency grants

- claims @nature.com is spreading rumors, hours before he confirms said rumors

A small black cat looks pleadingly at the camera. She’s sitting on a carpet with the avengers faces on it.

Please help me in giving Arya the attention she deserves #blackcat #catsky

I wish hbo could air a censored version of the Pitt because I want to watch it but I wouldn’t do well with all the gore. For now I’ll just watch doctor react videos of it

🚨 🚨 🚨 the North Carolina state court is going along with Jefferson Griffins request to disenfranchise tens of thousands of NC voters by throwing out their votes. And thereby hand the seat on the NC SCT to Griffin when Justice Allison Riggs won the election. This is a HUGE deal.

imagine hating me and I’m just in my room putting on a sleep token karaoke concert for my cats