Yeah.
Been working hard at not letting it get into my head. (Only somewhat success)

I gotta be on point for 2 other opportunities today… (next up: at 3:30 in person)

Thanks spat!
I have a list for ya, posey.

*taps the sign*

One down one to go.
This day is already a ball of emotions.

The cycle continues…. Fingers crossed at all times

Opinion | When Your Child Dies of Measles

Vaccines are important. Measles can kill.

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How much revenue did your fire service make last year? The military? How much money did your legislature make last year?

Why is the postal service the only governmental agency that's expected to be profitable? In the US or Canada?

Hi, you should come watch us sing songs Saturday night in St Johns

That was a 5 (FIVE) interview series with 2 of them having 2 interviewers… then a 2+ week pause… to get a rubber stamp ‘thanks but no thanks’ message.

Exhausting

i will watch the Tron fencing

a black and white photo of a little girl laughing with her mouth open . Alt: a black and white photo of a little girl laughing with her mouth open .

Gigglesnort

Ya-the all women part makes me twitch-but the whole cabinet is nasty

“Male loneliness epidemic.” What a bunch of bullshit. You’re an uncle. You have poor social skills with women. Women would rather be with houseplants than with you because you literally bring less to the table in a relationship than the houseplants. You are lonely because women finally are standing up for themselves and you still somehow make it all about you, you insufferable fucking pricks.

Yep. Prove us wrong. #wechoosethebear

I wish I could help. I also have major trauma. The tiazolam and trying to disconnect from the day…

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Bird nests made from anti-bird spikes?! 🤯

Hi, I'm a nest researcher 👋 and new here on BlueSky, sharing the craziest #bird nests I've ever found. 👀 Today, I’m sharing my discovery of rebellious birds that build nests out of anti-bird spikes. And honestly, it's like telling a joke...

A thread. 🧵

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme featuring the word “Kingling.” Below, the word is defined as “a little king; a weak, petty, or insignificant potentate.” To the right, a detailed black-and-white illustration shows a smug, short man in royal robes and holding a large crown over his own head that he is about to place upon his own head. A taller man stands behind the little king, holding a large money bag marked with a dollar sign, suggesting bribery or corruption. Beneath the definition is a long, satirical example sentence criticizing the “kingling” as boastful, corrupt, and morally depraved.

Kingling [KING-ling]
(n.)
- A little king; a weak, petty, or insignificant potentate.

(White people have always been the crisis)

We like late lunch there. Less crowded.

I love those packets! Haven’t had em for a long time-chemistry is fun!

Bonfire with my legs crossed in the foreground

This has been a delightful weekend for a bonfire

Wish we were closer-I live fresh tomatoes of all kinds

But thats thee BEST!!

#BuildABonfire #GetBornIn