"owning a gun makes you more likely to kill yourself" factoid revealed as "everyone who kill themself also commits suicide"

statistically average statistics quoter

what if the perfect woman was a 31 year old rabbit

i feel like we didn't have this many gutter racists talking shit in broad daylight when i was a kid. should probably do something about that

they don't tell you this but if you're beautiful terrible and pure of spirit enough as a woman you can eat two whole papayas in one day

like if you're leasing a property in tribeca fine squeeze money from rich people or whatever but if you're doing this with some shitty duplex in east liberty, pittsburgh you need to be getting the wall

i was seeing this on down- to midmarket units in pittsburgh even back in like 2018

a song about being someone's pathetic ex girlfriend undercut somewhat by the fact that she is literally fiona apple

fiona apple said i root for you i love you

slings and arrows in this house

got slightly sunburnt yesterday and now laurel is singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Rabbit

he's mister seal

capital bought our government made everyone insane made money off the insaneness and convinced us to stop raising our children to be citizens and instead be workers and consumers

combination of a rotten incentive structure for all levels of education (i.e. thinking in terms of "workforce preparation" and ROI), bad models for critical thought and knowledge generally, and infinite money and power to be madd from mis-/disinformation quackery engagement and/or outrage farming

bOing

beautiful transsexual woman named Sutton Hoo

inventing Macro bangs

reinventing xans from first principles

concept: bundle that makes you sleepy

current inventory

this did not need to be a double LP like we could have squeezed those tracks together a bit surely

in related news i got kelela's raven on 33 so we'll be finding out together whether in fact i am tough enough for love

"rebuilding lost trust" and it's not about like, making amends for medical experimentation on black americans or HIV outreach, instead it's appointing 12,000 antivaxxers to dhhs

the thing about "rebuilding lost trust" in public health, science, and/or academia generally is that these institutions didn't do anything to earn this particular loss of trust in the first place

"we have the sickest generation in history" is itself an insane and disqualifying statement from anyone in dhhs let alone the secretary

some of yous

ouu

you can eat a whole thing of papaya while you're on a walk in brooklyn. the lady will even give you a fork (:

i am normal. i am desirable. i have a functioning spinal cord. i am immune to all forms of pollen

"leyla why don't i ever see you dating men"