orthodox easter today

eat as much meat and cheese as physically possible for jesus

i almost forgot the most important part: hans castorp is really into playing elevens (a kind of bridge solitaire thing) these days

no context spoilers for a book none of you will ever read (thomas mann's the magic mountain, translated to english in 1927)

mynheer peeperkorn took his own life after going to a waterfall (unrelated to the waterfall)

The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

sometimes i remember that i have technically been ex-communicated and it's like. damn that's crazy

trans day of very tired

give money to your local trans person

my favourite mbmbam is mamma-mia

good luck babe playing in the background as dino ranch island explorers plays on the television

where am i

i've never once seen my dad clean his glasses and he has had them. at least double the whole time i've known him

this isn't anything probably

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every single time i am at the dentist, tainted love by soft cell plays

which could mean anything

i remembered that i have a bluesky and i was intentionally not using it (man who is lying)

lemon pig . . .

gay thot or son daughter

i have to call my chiropractor while in the stop motion stoned zone like "hey pookie i fell up the stairs again, don't mind the silly little way my eyes close when i think real hard"

love the human body

(fell up the stairs last night, was woken by back pain, has whiplash and chronic shit, also i am still a leeeettttleee bit still baked from last night)

mine works great!

real interaction i just had at my job

teenage boy: what are your pronouns
me: any
him: mister someone took a ladder out of the storage room

a person with long green hair and a mug saying Cyber Slut

hey streamers whats your go to water cup for hydrates on stream? ill start heres my #streamermug

"What's the first web page archived in the Wayback Machine?"

We get that question all the time. There's no singular first page. There is, however, a first collection, and it's a really important one ⬇️

EVERYONE COMMISSION HIM RIGHT MEOW!! (if you can afford to)

the human skeleton should come with a warranty

babies DO NOT count. they did nothing to earn their place.

being disabled rocks. i love being the youngest bitch in medical settings.

the internet is a wild place because people will be like "omg did you hear that grilliam is cancelled" and i don't pay attention because i have a job and i leave the house

happy friday

i have whiplash

spending the last 20 minutes of my shift looking at my dating apps, as god intended

i was sent to one of those to get an mri

nothing says adult friendship like texting everyone you've ever met "do you wanna hang out with me today"