Screenshot from the TfL Website reading: "Jubilee Line: Service is operating at a reduced frequency on the entire line every 6 minutes due to strike action. Services will finish early tonight so please complete your journey by 20:00."
Posting to troll the Northerners who could only dream of a train every 6 minutes in a normal service.
The temptation to book a solo holiday to Gran Canaria is strong.
I want some sunny speedo weather 😎🏊♂️
A view of Hammersmith Bus Station, Tube Station and distant suburbs with blue sky above.
My new office desk comes with a decent view over West London.
The Sunday scaries are strong this afternoon. I could do with a lottery win to get rid of them permanently.
Add that to people who try to get on a rammed train before letting people off. Like, do you not have a concept of basic physics.
I swear everyone in London is jogging along the river this morning.
Made Fajitas and Caramel Rum Cheesecake earlier in the week and now my fridge smells like a mix of Onions and Caramel and it's quite odd.
It may have been because I had wine but I may have cried a little at the last episode
I love how this perfectly encapsulates the sound of the northern line
Had a whole damn tube carriage to myself until a tourist family decided to sit right around me. 🤬
It stands for EBU Timed Text Style I'll have you know. Which is allegedly a real thing.
Just responded to a colleague's question with the word "ebutts" and it solved a problem. No I will not expand further.
Was hoping I might have been able to sit in the sun in Speedos when I got home but alas it's too early in the year for sun to hit my terrace 😭😭
Me: I'm going to make a healthy Bolognese with turkey mince
Also me: I'll add some red wine for flavour
There is a really irritating chugger outside Hammersmith Sainsbury's who, when people politely say no to him, he keeps responding: "You're breaking my heart".
Fuck off you guilt tripping nob.
Ohh god. A hot guy started flirting with me so naturally I had a panic attack and went to the bar...
Just seen the first topless runners of the year. Summer is coming 🌞
Frame from the Claudia Winkleman show showing the audience on the left and the stage on the right
Zoomed in part of the previous frame with a red arrow pointing at me.
Honoured to have been on the Claudia Winkleman show tonight.
Am grateful certain bits didn't make the edit 😂😭
Android notification from YouTube Music saying: "You are officially a top listener of Lady Gaga"
Tbh, YouTube could have just called me a slur:
The scanners on those self checkout exit barriers are so useless and regularly don't scan. I do now quite happily push past them if it doesn't scan.
Hopefully the cost of repairing/replacing them over repeated people doing this will make it more cost effective for them to scrap them.
Typical parent tech support situation:
Mum: I've bought a CD, how do I add it to my phone.
Me: You'll need to import it via your laptop
Mum: But my laptop doesn't have a CD Drive
Me: Well why did you buy the CD then????
A graph going down with a label "-7.7%" in the bottom right
Done my monthly check in of my pension and ohh my.
Guess it's good I'm not retiring any time soon.
Went full nerd and bought an AWS Reset Button for Train simulator!
Accidentally let my dark humour out in a project kick off call this morning.
PM: Mitch are you excited about this project?
Me: I'd rather jump off the roof.
A francesinha sandwich with bread, ham, steak, sausage, egg, cheese and chips swimming in gravy.
Woken up silly early again and gone down a Wikipedia rabbit hole - and now I'm hungry for Portugal's national sandwich
Eurgh this is my problem too! 😭😭
Might have just offered my 15 year old cousin a sambuca shot. He refused.
What is the youth of today coming to?
Got to Ealing Broadway early so got an earlier train to West Drayton only to tap out and tap back in - all in order to save 90p.
Correction, there is a loud American face-timing and someone chewing gum loudly on the tube.
It should be socially acceptable to carry around and use a water gun on badly behaved people.
