There are grown adult men all the way up into their 30th year of life who still cannot take constructive feedback. Everyone moves at their own pace. That one is bad though.

I shouldnt be in front of my pc in my room, i should be downtown at night smoking a cigar in my office with my feet crossed up on the desk, and a twink in a slinky outfit and slutty little glasses should walk in with legs that go all the way up, and I should know right away that he means trouble

THIS IS THE MIDWEST YOU MILQUETOAST BITCH, IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT PUSSY BUT YOU ARENT WILLING TO DRIVE FOR IT THEN I GUESS YOU DIDNT REALLY WANT PUSSY DID YOU

That’s right. We’re siblings. You and I have the same father. My mother is Chris Fleming though.

Step 1 of my 16 step plan to heal the planet: Invent weed for babies.

This iOS update is trying to normalize the feel of AI features so people will stop turning them off 😐

One day you are relaxing on the couch catching up on season one of the Fallout TV show and the next day you’re being colonized by the white man

a human is just a jailbroken monkey

Sometimes I lie on accident because I was just talking too much and saying whatever sounded right in my heart and I am getting scared that I may be an LLM

Taking women’s studies cause I assume it will be an easy A for me like when someone who is already a bilingual latinix takes Spanish

I'm so hungry I could eat 2-4 human corneas

I heard god forbade white boys from catching a vibe??...did you guys hear about this?????

you're in her dms I'm on the Wikipedia page for deviled egg

we have much more in common than u might suspect

That guy is huge I bet he could pick up a honeycrisp apple with one hand

theres not enough glic in this.

(glic is what I call garlic to save time)

i should be allowed to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit because i was born in the Great Plains it is instinctual for me to go fast so that i may move swiftly through the grasses 2 avoid predators

first day in hell: “guys, guys, he WANTS us fighting each other”

it’s Giving Tree

Sherlock Holmes: “and this here—AH! Just as I suspected. A labubu.”

*walking in almost a year late* “yeah, Drake, and aNOTHER THING”

an elephant never forgets and a hippo never forgives

@fdsy.bsky.social white people love to name their dogs things like Whiskey and Gun

you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit

I’m inventing a new purgatory where it’s grocery shopping and you kind of have to pee a little bit #mypurgatory

An illustration of a beautiful curvy gothic pinup embracing a skeleton who is on his knees for her. 🎨✨

✶ good boy ✶
#art

My liege, this “sketch” is clearly improvised…

Work a day in your life and you'll never like anything else again

What's the matter Batman? Unable to do a simple backside 360 heelflip into a halfcab?

It seems the Boy Wonder's death will be the only gnarly thing heeere AHAHAHAHAHAHA