Mia Thermometer. Princess of Genovia

Girl was thicker than a velvet ring

I love a good grift. Birthday grifts are good but I love the Christmas grifts more

Yall ever put your shoes on backwards just to keep people on their toes

I’m on that good fruit and vegetables

Ex husband voice:

Did you know that The Bear was inspired by the reality show Vanderpump Rules

LinkedIn Lawyer

The rizzler really has grown up right before our eyes ya know

Bro did you just use a Rachel epithet??

Trump made me the director of farce and folly

Gonna copy paste some of my bangers from my trash twitter soon standby

16 months later I have returned hello

It’s 9am and I’m already sweaty happy 9/11

Don’t tell anyone

The fun thing about being an adult is you can spin in your chair as much as you want nobody can stop you

I’m so sorry you can relate, it would all be so much funnier if it wasn’t real 🥴

Hahahaha am I right ladies?

She said she’s proud of me

Men are dogs

Me tomorrow ✈️

Me 😪

Saturday night was a movie fr fr 😪