I’m wearing sweatpants and a Disneyland Mickey sweatshirt that I had to buy when my niece had an accident to work so we’ll see how that goes

He’s fine. He won an award.

If I puke in the car they really only have themselves to blame

Been puking all morning and then I get in an uber and it’s 1. A Tesla 2 smells like licorice

ESPN you can not just be pushing notifications about Sandy Koufax Willy nilly

“Shohei Ohtani pitches 6 scoreless innings to lower his ERA to 0.38 as the Dodgers get shut out tonight” IS SUCH AN ANGELS ASS STATEMENT, MAN. WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

Boooo

Oh no Jack

Jack do not.

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS DUMMIES

SHOHEI 🥵

Absolutely unreal

I know he’s safe but that was incredible on both ends

Max muncy should have gold gloves at three positions at this point

Is it raining again or he is just dripping sweat lol

🥰

I thought the blues were supposed to have runs in them

Ohtani almost gave up a homer cause Orel got too deep into the gun metaphors again

It’s not finished yet but I’ll dm you the link

Well less aggressive than that

There’s an au where Shane’s a Red Sox pitcher and Ilyas a Yankees catcher

Ooooh I love aggressive base running

So you’re telling me we can add “tried to murder teoscar Hernandez” to Jose altuves list of crimes got it

I do think Kyle should consider changing his number

Spring Black Friday is not a thing.

Technically Albert pujols had 55 after Russ

Joes like how’d like to hear you’d been traded to the Rockies and Orel was like I’d rather die thanks but politely

I mean it’ll just be nypd themed

Did bob nightengale write this?

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t realize hallmark was like a big deal