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TUCKER TANK!!!

"All men" especially includes men whose first reaction to the r*pe academy story is to go "NO YOU'RE WRONG ITS 62 MILLION VIEWS ON THAT SITE NOT 62 MILLION MEN". How TF is THAT your concern rn???

Fuck Dustin may but he did give me a new way to wish harm on people

Bill Lee I hope you choke on lettuce permanently

Fabian Ardaya @FabianArdaya • 2m Blake Treinen was standing in the Dodgers bullpen earlier when he was struck in the head by a batted ball during batting practice. Team is evaluating him now, but they're think he's doing OK. t75 32

Huh. Anyway.

I don't want Quinn Hughes to be happy

I am happy to hear that a Tkachuk lost in the playoffs today

Shohei Ohtani just stopped to sign for Momoyo, a 100-year-old woman who survived the bombing of Nagasaki.

I was gonna root for the senators because centaurs but then I remembered the Brady Tchuck of it all so go canes

It’s 2026. How are migrating sports bra cups still a thing?

🚨CARLY JACKSON IS STARTING IN GOAL FOR THE TORRENT TODAY🚨

Full lineup post to come. CJ in goal, Murphy backs up.

#SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports

This fucking team

Forgot Tommy edman was on the team again

it shouldn't be on people who aren't cis men to fix shit that is cis men's problem

I'm tired, man. I don't wanna keep talking about this. wearing a bowtie isn't going to stop men from raping people. that's all I've got.

look, I will preface this and say that I appreciate the intention HOWEVER dear god we are long past the time where it's gotta be women speaking up about gender based violence and men gotta pull their weight in the convo and idk tell other men they're a shit person if they hurt others 🤷🏼

I long to be in group chats until I’m in an active group chats.

Ok so this is definitely just me being ignorant but like a dj set? Aren’t they just up there pressing play?

How often does a guy beat a record shohei set?

Dodgers Comedy Night is coming to #NetflixisaJokeFest on May 7! Get tickets now at netflixisajokefest.com. TikTok video by Netflix Is A Joke

He’s actually the funniest man alive you guys just don’t get him like I do www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkms43gC/

Ilya rozanov “good job, I love you “ in a dodger hat

These dummies lol 🥹

Are we sure Orel isn’t high?

Comet you ding dong DO NOT GET HURT

I don't think Kirsten needs to ask Andy's opinion of the cold.

The hood over the helmet I’m dying

God I love that big old dummy

Precious American wolf man

God he’s so fucking good at baseball 😌

Honk honk 🪿

Either my feed is extra behind or the mlb notifs are extra early